The Villainous Eldest Senior Brother and His Yandere Junior Sisters

It's well known. Fairies on the path of cultivation do not defecate. However, if they ingest too much impure coarse food and drink from the Secular World, such as some types of alcohol, they might still need to relieve themselves.

But...

Who the hell pees for this long?!

After what felt like an entire incense stick's burning time, Lin Xiao finally couldn't help but grit his teeth and say, "Hey, hey, Yingying... you should be... you should be done by now, right?"

As Lin Xiao spoke, he glanced around anxiously, afraid that his two junior martial sisters would suddenly barge in.

After a round of scolding, looking at the girl before him, her eyes somewhat red, Lin Xiao also rubbed her small head, his tone softening considerably. "Alright, Eldest Senior Brother's tone was a bit harsh just now, but rough words often hide true wisdom. The bitter fruit has already been sown; you need to restrain yourself!"

"Otherwise, when you face the Demon Tribulation in the future, your Dao-heart will certainly be unstable, and your Divine Soul will be annihilated!"

Lin Xiao tried to adopt the patient air of an elder guiding a junior.

Then, he quickly took his Little Junior Sister's hand. "Alright, let's hurry downstairs. Don't keep your two junior martial sisters waiting and getting anxious!"

"Exactly! Because our two Senior Sisters are outside, so, Eldest Senior Brother, don't you think..."

"Never mind! For you to become like this... Eldest Senior Brother, I, am also responsible! From now on, I'll make sure to guide you properly!"

"As for what happened today, it cannot happen again!"

"Threaten me all you want, you little rascal! As your elder brother, I can no longer indulge you!" Lin Xiao raised his sharp eyebrows, speaking sternly and righteously.

Seeing the stern and forbidding expression on her Eldest Senior Brother's face, Lu Yingying's eyes immediately reddened.

"Eldest Senior Brother..." she cried out, throwing herself into his arms. Then, like a kitten, she burrowed her small head into his spacious, warm, white Daoist robe.

"Why..."

"Why did Eldest Senior Brother publicly admit he likes Second Senior Sister, but he's unwilling... to like Yingying? Even... even just a little bit of affection would be enough!"

"No matter what excessive things Yingying has done, please believe Eldest Senior Brother..."

"Yingying truly loves Eldest Senior Brother and is willing to give everything for him!"

As the girl spoke, she cried even more sorrowfully. Her tears even soaked his robe.

His Little Junior Sister, whom he had practically raised, had turned out like this. What could he do? Spoil her, what else?

... ...

When Lin Xiao led Lu Yingying downstairs, he was immediately stunned by the sight before him!

On the large dining table, laden with exquisite pastries, besides Yurong and Youwei, there were two more peerlessly beautiful figures!

"Disciple pays his respects to Master! And to Martial Uncle Su!" Lin Xiao, as if struck by lightning, quickly released Lu Yingying's hand and stepped forward, bowing as he spoke.

Damn it! How did Master find her way to Hongyan Pavilion? Ever since we were little, she always disdained playing with us kids! Master is one thing, but what on earth is Martial Uncle Su doing here?! Ever since that night at the victory celebration banquet... after Martial Uncle Su lifted his chin and gave him that kiss, he hasn't been able to look her straight in the eye!

"Heh, Yingying, you're already so grown up, yet you still need Eldest Senior Brother to accompany you to the latrine? Aren't you ashamed?" Xiao Hongling glanced with her phoenix eyes and chided with a laugh, then waved her hand. "You two, sit down quickly. Your Martial Uncle Su and I have something to discuss with you, regarding..."

"The upcoming Sword Tomb trial."

Hearing this, Lin Xiao's heart clenched! He had a bad premonition... This time, he probably wouldn't be able to get out of the Sword Tomb's Secret Realm! The crucial thing was, there were only fifteen days left until the Blood Demon broke its seal and brought disaster to the mortal realm! This Sword Tomb business would delay him by at least two days! He wanted to have more time to make preparations against the Eight Great Demon Sects!

"Ahahahaha, alright then." Although Lin Xiao was speechless with exasperation inwardly, he still wore a radiant smile, took Lu Yingying's hand, and sat down.

"Th-th-that... Xiao'er, you are your Master's personally taught eldest disciple. Come, sit beside your Master!" Seeing Lin Xiao sit to Su Mei's right, Xiao Hongling instantly grew anxious and said, her willow-like eyebrows raised.

"Yes, alright." Lin Xiao could only comply and move over.

Now, he was sitting side-by-side with Xiao Hongling in the host's seats. At a glance, it gave off the distinct impression of him being the head of the family!

Lin Xiao couldn't help but be lost in thought for a second.

"What are you thinking about, child?" Seeing her beloved disciple in a daze, Xiao Hongling reached out her index finger and gently tapped him on the forehead.

"N-nothing." Lin Xiao quickly cleared his throat and sat up straight, asking solemnly, "Regarding the upcoming Sword Tomb trial, do Master and Martial Uncle Su have any specific instructions?"

He had just spoken when Su Mei, from the side, curiously lifted Lu Yingying's small face and asked, "Oh? Yingying, what's this on your lips? It looks sticky."

"Oh! It's honey! It's the Spirit Nuture Honey, a specialty from Red Cloud Peak. Uncle Master Chisong had someone send some over to congratulate me on winning the martial tournament! I know Little Junior Sister is fond of treats, so I let her try some first," Lin Xiao quickly explained.

"Mhm, yes! It's honey that Eldest Senior Brother personally gave to Yingying~~" Lu Yingying also replied, her face flushed with happiness.

"Oh, I see," Su Mei nodded thoughtfully. Then, an almost imperceptible smile touched the corners of her lips.

Suddenly, unable to contain her excitement, she reached out a jade-like finger, dabbed a little from Lu Yingying's lips, extended her tongue, and tasted it. Her stunningly beautiful face actually revealed a captivating allure unique to a married woman. "Mmm, it truly is a wonderful honey."

Guo Yourong and Chu Youwei, watching from the side, naturally felt a myriad of sour feelings in their hearts! As expected... Eldest Senior Brother still doted on Little Junior Sister the most. The Spirit Nuture Honey from Red Cloud Peak was so precious, yet he had secretly let only Little Junior Sister have the first taste! Although they knew Eldest Senior Brother's affection for Little Junior Sister couldn't possibly be romantic love between a man and a woman, it was still enough to make one jealous! They clenched their small fists, wanting to say something, but couldn't bring themselves to speak.

Just then, a tall figure stood up and, in an instant, arrived beside Lu Yingying. She then also extended a finger and dabbed some from her lips...

"Master! You mustn't! This isn't ordinary honey!" Lin Xiao tried to stop her, but it was too late.

"Er..."

"This honey... why is it a bit peculiar? Well, the overall taste isn't too bad." Xiao Hongling extended her fragrant tongue, licked it clean, and her pair of phoenix eyes coldly swept towards her eldest apprentice, who was standing by, frozen like a statue. "Now, now, Xiao'er, I, your Master, know you dote on your junior sister, but!"

Her tone suddenly shifted.

"In the future, if there are such delicacies, you must first send them to Fairy Cliff for me, your Master, to sample. That is the proper way to respect and honor your teacher, understand?"

"Un...Understood!" Lin Xiao replied, gritting his teeth.