This Danzo Is Weird!

Due to Lord Danzo's star power, Ichiraku Ramen unsurprisingly became a massive hit.

Teuchi, the owner, deeply regretted not heeding Danzo's advice to hire more helpers. He had to call his daughter Ayame to the shop for temporary assistance.

It could be said that Danzo's single remark had propelled Ichiraku Ramen to the top of Konoha's culinary rankings.

This just goes to show that trends, regardless of the era or world, are always a thing.

Of course, Danzo had no time to pay attention to such matters now.

At the moment, he had arrived at Konoha Hospital.

"You are... Lord Danzo?!"

The receptionist nurse quickly recognized Danzo.

If not for Danzo stopping her, it would have likely caused another crowd to gather.

"I'm here to see Tsunade. Keep it quiet so as not to disturb the hospital's normal operations."

The nurse nodded excitedly.

"Understood, Lord Danzo. This way, please."

Under her guidance, Danzo soon arrived at Tsunade's office.

Though she wasn't the hospital director, her office was the largest in the entire hospital.

No one in the hospital, or even the entire village, dared to object to this.

After all, she was widely recognized as the world's greatest medical ninja.

If she hadn't been unwilling to stay in the village, there would have been no other choice for the hospital director position.

The nurse led Danzo to the office door and then said with some fear:

"Lord Danzo, I can only take you this far."

"Lady Tsunade said that unless it's a life-threatening condition, no one is allowed to disturb her."

Then the nurse lowered her voice.

"Lady Tsunade hasn't been in a good mood these past few days. Be careful."

Danzo smiled slightly at the reminder.

"Understood. Thank you."

The nurse smiled softly.

"You're welcome. I'll take my leave now."

"Mm."

Danzo nodded slightly, then turned and knocked on the door.

An angry voice immediately came from inside.

"What is it?"

"Didn't I say not to disturb me unless it's a life-threatening condition?"

Tsunade's voice was deep and loud, like a tiger roaring in the depths of the forest.

"It's me, Danzo."

Danzo's words silenced the room.

After a few seconds, the voice returned.

"Come in."

Danzo turned the doorknob and walked in with his cane.

Tsunade sat behind a massive desk, two bottles of sake on the table.

Her face was flushed, indicating she had drunk quite a bit.

"It seems you're not in a good mood."

Danzo casually pulled up a chair and sat across from Tsunade.

Faced with Danzo's question, Tsunade snorted coldly.

"The old man told me to stay in Konoha for now. How could I possibly be in a good mood?"

She complained without hesitation.

For someone as freedom-loving as her, being confined to Konoha and the hospital was worse than death!

Life should be about eating and gambling!

Danzo leaned back in his chair and said slowly:

"I actually agree with Sarutobi's judgment. Your information has been leaked, so it's not safe for you to wander outside."

Tsunade retorted:

"It's just the Sand Village that knows. The other villages don't."

Danzo looked at her as if she were an idiot.

"You think the Sand Village knowing means the other villages won't find out?"

"The Sand and Mist Villages may have signed peace treaties with Konoha, but it's only on the surface."

"Given the chance, they'd sell you out in a heartbeat."

"If you step onto the battlefield, you'll instantly become a prime target for the enemy!"

Tsunade wasn't a fool; she knew this well, but she still wanted to argue.

"If I can't go to the battlefield, can I at least travel elsewhere?"

Danzo still shook his head.

"Tsunade, don't forget your identity."

"You're not just one of the Sannin; you're also the Princess of Konoha, the granddaughter of the First Hokage, a symbol of Konoha."

"If something happens to you, it would be a heavy blow to the village."

This speech made Tsunade even more furious. She waved her hand angrily, cutting Danzo off.

"Enough, enough!"

"I didn't come to the hospital to listen to your lectures. Just tell me, what do you want?"

"You didn't come here just to lecture me on behalf of the old man, did you?"

Tsunade looked at Danzo impatiently.

With her fiery temper, if it weren't for the fact that Danzo had saved her life before, she would have kicked him out already.

But she was also curious.

In the past, Danzo, the leader of the Root, never set foot in the hospital.

Even when he needed something, he would send his subordinates to collect corpses for experiments. It was rare for him to come in person.

"I want you to help me train a disciple."

Danzo finally revealed his true purpose.

"Train a disciple?"

This was something Tsunade hadn't expected at all.

But she quickly frowned.

"If I remember correctly, Shisui's fighting style mainly revolves around the Body Flicker Technique and the Sharingan. Does he also have talent in medical ninjutsu?"

As one of the Sannin, Tsunade knew very well that for a ninja to grow into a Kage-level powerhouse, they didn't need to be good at everything.

Instead, they needed to ensure they had no obvious weaknesses while specializing in one area as much as possible.

For example, her medical ninjutsu, Orochimaru's biotechnology, Jiraiya's sage techniques, and Minato's Flying Thunder God Technique.

Of course, there were always some freaks.

Like the old man sitting in front of her.

He had spent most of his life studying wind release, but after turning fifty, for some reason, he suddenly displayed an incredibly complex power system.

But this was clearly not a path ordinary ninjas should follow.

Therefore, her advice for Shisui was to focus on the Sharingan and Body Flicker Technique, not to divert his energy into medical ninjutsu.

Seeing Tsunade's misunderstanding, Danzo explained:

"Not Shisui. Another disciple."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow.

"Not Shisui? That five-year-old disciple of yours?"

As a villager, Tsunade was well-informed.

She had heard about Danzo taking in an orphan as a disciple.

But she never expected that Danzo would want the five-year-old to learn ninjutsu from her so soon?

"Correct. His name is Shimura Kabuto, and he possesses wind, water, earth, yin, and yang chakra natures."

"He also has a talent for chakra control and is very interested in medical ninjutsu. I hope you can teach him medical ninjutsu."

Danzo briefly introduced his disciple.

Though it was just a simple introduction, Tsunade seemed to sense a hint of pride in Danzo's voice.

Was this kid's talent really that good?

"Shimura, huh? Seems like you have high expectations for this kid."

Tsunade said meaningfully.

An ordinary disciple wouldn't have the right to inherit their master's family name.

Danzo chuckled.

"My little disciple didn't have a surname, so I let him take mine."

Tsunade didn't agree immediately. Instead, she said:

"Bring him to me. I need to assess his talent in medical ninjutsu before making a decision."

"I'll have him come see you tomorrow."

Danzo rubbed his forehead, then added:

"Also, I think he might not just have talent in medical ninjutsu. He might also have some aptitude for sage techniques."

This statement shocked Tsunade.

"What? That kid knows sage techniques?"

It was important to note that sage techniques were only taught in the three great sage regions.

Currently, in all of Konoha—no, the entire ninja world—the only one who had successfully mastered sage techniques was Jiraiya!

As for herself and Orochimaru, though they both had sage region inheritances, neither had passed the sage trials and thus couldn't master sage techniques.

Now Danzo was telling her that a five-year-old kid had the talent to learn sage techniques? Tsunade wondered if Danzo had gone mad.

But then she realized something—

"You haven't mastered sage techniques yourself. How do you know that kid has the talent to learn them?"

Faced with Tsunade's question, Danzo calmly replied:

"To be honest, I also have the talent to learn sage techniques and absorb natural energy."

"Ah???"

Tsunade was shocked.

Danzo continued:

"I've always been able to sense natural energy. But without a sage region inheritance and being busy with other matters, I never had the chance to learn sage techniques."

Tsunade stared intently at Danzo's eyes, as if trying to see through him.

Honestly, if Danzo was telling the truth, it was somewhat believable.

After all, the inheritances of the three great sage regions weren't easy to come by.

She had inherited hers through the Senju clan's contract scroll.

Jiraiya had stumbled into Mount Myōboku by accident.

As for Orochimaru, that guy was always mysterious.

Maybe he had caught the attention of Ryūchi Cave during some forbidden experiment.

In any case, obtaining a sage region inheritance always required some talent.

Therefore, if Danzo truly had the talent to learn sage techniques but couldn't reach a sage region to train, it was possible.

"So, you're not just asking me to teach that kid. You also want me to take you to Shikkotsu Forest to learn sage techniques?"

Danzo's expression didn't change as he replied:

"If possible, it would be even better if both Kabuto and I could learn sage techniques."

"Wishful thinking!"

Tsunade slammed the table and stood up, glaring at Danzo with dangerous eyes.

"Even though you saved my life, that's not how you repay a debt of gratitude!"

She sat back down angrily, crossing her arms and setting her order before Danzo could respond.

"Bring that kid to me tomorrow. If he really has talent, I can take him to meet Lady Katsuyu."

"But as for you, the 'Darkness of the Shinobi,' you can forget it. Lady Katsuyu would never like someone as scheming as you. Ryūchi Cave would suit you better."

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