Transform randomly in Kexue World

Chapter 210 Chapter [-] N Number of Kitchen Jokes

The kitchen of Dr. A Li’s house is in the center of the living room. Dr. A Li made a postmodern futuristic-style circular kitchen.

Arturia tightened the scarf covering her hair and wore the pink apron prepared for Xiao Ai.

"I'm ready!" She looked solemn like a king about to go to the battlefield.

"It's not like making Crab Crab Burger. There will be no bonus if you say this line." Behind her, Martin, who was sitting in a wheelchair, said ruthlessly.

Although Arturia didn't understand, she knew that Martin was pouring cold water on herself.But she was not discouraged: "What is the first step!"

"Start by stewing rice. Put two cups of rice into the rice cooker."

Arturia took out the drinking glass, scooped out a perfectly level spoonful of rice, put it into the rice cooker and repeated: "Then what?"

"Put another glass of water." Martin's eyebrows jumped when he saw Arturia holding a glass in her hand.

However, with Artoria's appetite, there was no fear that she wouldn't be able to finish the amount of rice equivalent to five measuring cups.

"Put it away, what to do next?" Artoria looked serious as if Conan was about to defuse a time bomb.

Martin rolled his eyes: "Then click Compose."

Arturia closed the lid of the rice cooker and looked at it carefully.

The rice cookers of this period did not have a timer function, and there was no microcomputer to perform complex operations such as cooking porridge, baking cakes, etc. There was nothing except a switch for stewing rice and keeping it warm.

"did not find!"

"You're right if you haven't found it! Take out the cup quickly... pour the rice and water into the pot! It's just cooking, why are you nervous! Just like a primary school student who is so nervous when falling in love!"

After all, he was a king who could handle government affairs with ease, so making such a low-level mistake was simply because Artoria was so nervous that she didn't know what to do.

However, King Arthur had never seen rice at that time, so it makes sense that Artoria didn't know how rice was cooked.

"Cooking is the core skill!" Artoria said seriously: "If you master cooking, you can cook by yourself when there is no food supply! You no longer have to worry about being stuck by the Master!"

"Alas..." Martin sighed: "If you, the Pendragon family, could rule Great Britain to this day, even for two more generations, that place would not become a food desert."

What should I do if I suddenly want to support Artoria's restoration?
Arturia was horrified when she heard this: "Will Britain become a food desert?"

What should I do if I suddenly no longer want to return to the country?
It's too late to debate whether to return to the country or not and wait until I get the Holy Grail. The most important thing right now is still learning to cook.

Finally, after stumbling to finish the meal, Martin officially began to teach Artoria how to cook. However, Artoria... was indeed worthy of her British origin.

Although the current British people do not seem to be of the same race as Arturia, some things that linger in that land will always be passed down from generation to generation.

At the beginning, Martin also used a gentle, funny and humorous tone as much as possible to point out Artoria's shortcomings and teach her to improve.Arturia, on the other hand, was so frustrated that she was a little upset. She even breathed heavily, and she was still working hard to learn how to cook.

But as the patience of both parties was worn away bit by bit, Martin's voice became louder and louder. Arturia began to deal with it perfunctorily because of her irritability. After this perfunctory response was discovered by Martin, his humor disappeared. Changed to another form of expression.

Originally, Conan told Dr. Ali, Xiaolan, and Sonoko in the living room an abridged version of today's story that removed the black organization and dangerous elements.As a result, as Martin's volume became louder and louder, they no longer listened to Conan's story, and turned directly to watch the live broadcast of the accident in the kitchen.

"I'm asking you to blanch the pork! I'm not asking you to give the pork a bath! This pork is so raw that it could kill Diarmuid!"

"Running out of soy sauce? It's so normal. I'd be surprised if you can't use it up! Look, is that miso soup? If you don't know, I'd think you put the black mud in the pot! Why buy soy sauce! Just scoop out half of it The ladle of soup even comes with soy sauce and dashi in the dish!…I’m not complimenting you!”

Martin excitedly took a picture of the wheelchair.

"What I asked you to cut are shredded potatoes, not American thick potatoes. There are no French fries on today's menu! Do you still need me to teach you that stuff?" "Why are you looking at the floor? Is there a recipe on the floor? Look at me!"

"You can chop people so neatly, but you can't hold the kitchen knife firmly! Can't you just regard this potato as your enemy and chop it up? ... You don't have to start with a salute, right?! What? When you see the potato, you think of Gawain. ?”

It is said that potatoes were spread from the Americas after Columbus discovered the New World, and the Knights of the Round Table, who did not know the history of the moon, dug up the potatoes.

"Look what I'm doing. There are vegetable leaves on my face? Quickly check to see if the pork ribs are ready! Now turn off the heat!"

——"It's not good." Artoria looked over and said weakly.

"How could it be okay?" Martin didn't believe it. He calculated that the time and heat should be about the same, so he stood up with both hands on the armrests of the wheelchair and took a look: "Do you call this okay? This is almost confusing! I called you Add water to three-quarters, how much did you add?"

——"So, this is all muddled, how can it be so good?"

After a while.

"What I said about the fried chicken nuggets is that they are the same color as Archer Emiya. How come you are the same color as Alter Emiya?... Is now the time to find out what happened to Emiya? No more He will become Darius when he comes out of the pot!”

"Do you think this octopus is ready to be cooked? I just heard it telling Spongebob to shut up."

"Tell me, what did this fish scold you before it was alive? Can't you wait until it finishes singing "let it go" before throwing it into the pot?... Never heard of it? All you need to know is that it's the theme of Frozen Just the song will do - which means it hasn’t thawed yet!”

"How much more oil do you want to put in? Are you afraid that the mold army won't attack this pot if they find out?"

Sting - the sound of oil collapsing.

"Eaaah!" Arturia's frightened voice.

Snapped!Wow!The sound of glass items falling to the ground and shards bouncing all over the floor.

"Doctor, there are only six cups in total, and you broke three of them in one go. Could it be that you regard them as the Holy Grail!?"

"The pieces will be picked up later. Turn the fish over first!"

At this time, Martin saw the fish in the pot trembling.

He sighed, pushed the wheels of his wheelchair in reverse, and left the kitchen.

As soon as Arturia carefully placed the spatula on the fried fish in the pot, the fish bounced exaggeratedly.

Then it jumped more and more violently, and finally it jumped fiercely, leaping into the air with clear and dazzling oil, and after a graceful 180° turn, it fell back into the pot, splashing countless oil splashes - it gave itself to itself Turned over.

"Ah——!" Arturia turned around and jumped out directly from the table outside the kitchen, with a tear in the corner of her closed eyes.

"The fish is alive!"

In the end, it was Xiaolan who couldn't stand it anymore and took action herself, suppressing the kitchen in a flash.

"Damn it!" Arturia half-knelt on the ground with tears in her eyes: "Obviously I could learn to cook in "Emiya Rice"! It must be Martin that you didn't teach me seriously!"

"That's the set of a gourmet show. Are there people there who can't cook?" Martin said ruthlessly: "Look in the mirror, your style is that of the 06 version."

　First update. Before writing the next chapter, I have to go through the foreshadowing and future plot, and then make up for it.

　　
　
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