Transform randomly in Kexue World

Chapter 245 When a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, he takes a shot in the back

In Ran's room, there are Ran Maori, Heiji Hattori, Kazuha Toyama, Conan who is actually Shinichi Kudo, Shinichi Kudo who is actually Kaito Kuroba, archaeologist Martin who is actually Martin, and Pokémon who are actually Urashima Qinglan, the rabbit who is actually Scorpion, plus Natsumi Kasaka, and Nishino, Shiro Suzuki's secretary, were also brought here by Sonoko.

Everyone was sitting together chatting at this time. In fact, there was Kogoro Moori at the beginning, but the uncle was originally staring at Martin with suspicion, but later his eyes were fixed on Pu Si Qinglan's exposed breasts under the cheongsam. Xiaolan noticed her beautiful legs and spread them out.

However, many people were a little absent-minded while chatting. Their eyes fell on Rabbit, thinking why is this rabbit so big?

"Speaking of which... Miss Pu Siqinglan is Chinese, right?" Xiaolan took the opportunity to bring the topic to Pu Siqinglan and Martin: "She and Mr. Martin are from the same country."

As for Xiaolan, her little head is filled with pink filters. Everyone thinks that they should fall in love with a female high school student. She has long been thinking about setting a red line for Martin.

However, although Martin sometimes made jokes that crossed the line when hanging out with them, it was obvious that he did not mean that. Xiaolan had always been curious about what kind of person Martin would like.

It was rare today that Martin took the initiative to say that he was very interested in Miss Pu Si Qinglan. Since the two of them were close in age and from the same country, Xiaolan was naturally eager to try to match them up.

When Mr. Martin falls in love, it will be their turn to tease him!

Pu Si Qinglan was stunned. She was actually Russian. She thought Asians were similar, and she really didn't notice that Martin was not Japanese.

She did a good job of converting this surprise into an appropriate and genuine look of surprise when she looked at Martin.

"(pretending to be in Cantonese) Thunder Monkey, I'm not from Hongkong, China. Do you recognize him? (You don't recognize him?)" Martin waved his hand to Pu Si Qinglan in greeting.

What is he talking about?Pu Si Qinglan, who couldn't even speak Mandarin, was slow in thinking: "Ah... (probably in Chinese) Ni Hao, I'm so glad I picked you!"

"How happy are you? (How happy?)"

"Uh..." Pu Siqinglan got stuck. This was different from what the teacher who taught her how to speak Chinese said.

Damn it, could it be that his identity was discovered and he was making things difficult for him?
No, no, it's impossible. Pu Siqinglan is very confident in her disguise. Now she uses the thickest breast pads. Last night, she not only covered her face, but also put the breast pads on her shoulders. With her body shape and waistband, her current body shape is not the same as last night, how could she possibly recognize him!

But at this time, I couldn't understand or connect with what Martin said, but it was true.

Others also discovered Pu Si Qinglan's embarrassment.Hattori Heiji looked at her suspiciously and asked directly: "Ms. Urashi Seoran, do you feel that the communication between you is very difficult?"

"This... this." Pu Siqinglan thought quickly: "Actually, I haven't returned to China for many years..."

"Actually, I have been wandering outside for many years and rarely come back to China. Maybe my pronunciation is a little wrong." Martin said first, "This means that the local pronunciation has changed, but the hair on the temples has not faded."

"Emmm..." Knowing that Martin's mouth was unreliable, Yuanzi held his chin and analyzed it carefully. Suddenly he remembered that his father's secretary had also been arrested by him, and turned his head directly: "Nishino, who do you think is the one between them? Chinese standard?”

"..." Nishino, who is fluent in eight languages, was silent for a while before saying: "Mr. Martin should be speaking Cantonese, a dialect of China."

The timeline of this film is at the end of 99, and HK just returned two years ago. Before that, Nishino was sent to HK to handle a business with the British, and he had some impressions of this incomprehensible Chinese.

"That's right!" Martin clapped his hands and turned to ask Pu Siqinglan: "Can't Lei Ximi understand Cantonese?"

At this time, if Pu Siqinglan nods in agreement that she cannot understand Cantonese, then she actually understands this sentence, thus forming a Pu Siqinglan paradox.

But actually there was no need to worry, because she really didn't understand, and could only look at Martin blankly, unable to answer.

Martin said to everyone: "This is indeed the problem. I (today) am a Hong Konger and speak Cantonese, and Miss Pu Si Qinglan seems to be a friend from the north of the mainland. The distance between us is almost three Japanese Connect it together. Normally no one in their place speaks Cantonese, so I can’t understand it.”

In the north of China, there is a minority called the Russian ethnic group. As the name suggests, they are basically the same in appearance as the Russians.Therefore, it is not that Pu Siqinglan’s gray pupils cannot be found in China. It’s just that the name can only be regarded as Pu Siqinglan’s surname.

Of course, both Martin and the archaeologist he transformed can speak standard Mandarin, and Martin can also speak Northeastern and Tianjin dialects, but he just deliberately messed with Pu Siqinglan.

Pu Si Qinglan walked down the steps and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I am from the north of the mainland."

She didn't know that northerners didn't have the habit of calling themselves mainland or mainland.

"It turned out to be an accent problem."

Kuroba Kaito, pretending to be Kudo Shinichi, then said: "Just like it's easy for Kanto people to not understand what Kansai people are saying."

It is easy for Kuroba Kaito to pretend to be a person, not to mention that he does not even need to disguise himself. The person who is most familiar with Kudo Shinichi here knows that he is fake. Apart from changing his name, Kuroba Kaito is completely different. Just use your nature as a male high school student.

Hattori Heiji's expression quickly became unfriendly: "Boy, do you have any objections to the Kansai accent?"

"Heiji, don't cause trouble!" Toyama and Ye grabbed Hattori Heiji's arm in time.

Here Martin answered Sonoko's initial question for Nishino: "Well, their northern accent is closer to Mandarin, so her words are more standard."

Is my pronunciation standard?Pu Siqinglan also knew that her Chinese knowledge was not up to standard, so when Martin was so certain, she felt even more unsure.

But Martin said that her pronunciation was standard, so naturally the following famous scene could not be escaped...

"Your name in Chinese is 'Mo, Li, Lan'." Pu Siqinglan answered Xiaolan's question while feeling guilty.

Xiaolan was very happy: "It sounds very good too."

"Me and me, how do you pronounce my name in Chinese?" Yuanzi came up.

"Bells, thumbs, meat, balls, and seeds." Each one dared to ask and one dared to answer. Pu Si Qinglan answered seriously.

"Suzuki Meatballs..." Suzuki Sonoko looked bitter and resentful, obviously she didn't like being a dish.

Nishino's lips on the side moved, but his professionalism as a secretary prevented him from speaking to interrupt the seemingly good atmosphere.

After Pu Siqinglan pronounced the names of several other people with her subtle accent, Martin had a hard time holding back his laughter.

"Belly fight."

"Meatballs with three leaves."

"The charlatan plane crash." "Sydney, an engineering man."

Kuroba Kaito glanced at Martin's twitching eyes and knew there was a story there, and for no reason he thought of the female thief Venomous Scorpion who used the snake charm last night.

"Speaking of which, generally speaking, you can't see Chinese people in mystery novels, because the Ten Commandments stipulate that Chinese people cannot appear." Kuroba Kaito said: "Because all Chinese people know Chinese Kung Fu and magical spells. Is it really?"

Before Pu Siqinglan could answer, Martin nodded: "Yes, every Chinese must learn kung fu."

After saying that, he stood up from the sofa and performed a set of drunken fists that foreigners are most familiar with.

Undercurrents surge, huge winds rise, and the reality is as cold as frost.Looks like drunk but not drunk, looks cool and unrestrained, yin and yang eight trigrams point to the mandarin duck.The song of the Crouching Tiger and the Soaring Dragon is dynamic and elegant.

"Oh, good!"

After winning a round of applause, Martin turned his head and looked at Pu Siqinglan: "Martial arts is more interesting when two people fight against each other. I wonder which kung fu you are learning?"

Pu Siqinglan was afraid that Martin would recognize her as the poisonous scorpion last night, so she naturally did not dare to spar with him. Moreover, the fighting skills she used were not Chinese Kung Fu. She quickly shook her head: "No, I don't know Kung Fu."

Yuanzi was disappointed: "Don't Chinese people know Kung Fu?"

"Of course I will!" Martin retorted seriously.

Pu Siqinglan also squinted her eyes: Why did the teacher who taught me how to speak Chinese say he couldn't do it?

Martin continued to explain: "However, we Chinese are very humble. Generally, when a person is asked by a foreigner, he will say that he does not know kung fu; if you ask the Taoist priest in the Taoist temple whether he knows magic, the Taoist priest will I will also seriously tell you to believe in science. As for him flying away with his sword afterwards, that is another matter."

Pu Siqinglan: Is this what it is like? ?

As for the question of whether the Chinese have magic, neither Kuroba Kaito nor Pu Si Qinglan have any doubts - guess which country the spell came from?
Martin then persuaded Pu Si Qinglan: "But everyone here is a friend. If you are modest, you are cheating. Miss Pu Si, please show us your skills."

I really can't!

"Actually, I have been frail and sick since I was a child, and my parents died when I was a child. My grandma and I depended on each other, but my grandma is a foreigner, so I have never learned Kung Fu." Pu Si Qinglan tried to trick herself in a hurry. A miserable setting.

"That's it... that's really a pity." Martin nodded as if he believed it, but then shot back Pu Siqinglan: "Acupuncture! You can definitely do this! It's taught in every elementary school and junior high school!"

Have you noticed that I am a foreigner and are playing with me?Pu Siqinglan roared in her heart: Are you Chinese so outrageous?

She can't say that she never went to school, right? She claims to be an expert on the history of the Romanov dynasty. If she never went to school, then wouldn't she be a beast?
And Martin looked at Pu Si Qinglan's blank expression and mistakenly thought that she couldn't remember: "You didn't forget, did you? Come, let me start with you - the first section, press the Qingming point."

At this time, some people present could not hold back: Do you think Japanese students don’t have eye exercises?
However, Pu Siqinglan said very seriously and seriously: "I'm sorry to say that, when I was in school, I only had the knowledge in the textbooks in my mind, and my acupuncture learning was very perfunctory."

Martin was shocked: "Then what are you going to do about the college entrance examination?!"

"Special move!" Pu Siqinglan's thinking was reaching its peak at this moment, and she said very seriously: "I have been specially recruited!"

Martin gave Pu Siqinglan a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

As for whether he was praising Pu Siqinglan for being so good at being specially recruited, or lamenting that she was more capable than him, only Martin himself knew.

Hattori Heiji, Kuroba Kaito and Conan quickly exchanged glances: There is indeed something wrong with this woman, a big problem.

"Eh..." Xiaolan blinked in surprise: "Miss Pu Siqinglan and Martin Jun are obviously from the same country, but they can't find anything in common?"

How can we promote relationships if we don’t have a common topic?How to pull this red line!Xiaolan was secretly worried.

Martin gave her a 'don't panic' look: 'Don't worry, brother Martin has a plan.'

"Of course there are common topics." Martin said matter-of-factly: "As the saying goes, learning literature and martial arts. If Miss Pusi doesn't know martial arts, she must be very talented in literature. We Chinese, no matter how far apart we are, there is one activity in common when we get together. Yes, that’s poetry!”

Yuanzi was very cooperative: "Oh! It sounds so awesome!"

Pu Siqinglan: Huh?I haven't learned this either.

Martin pointed to the garden next to him: "Let's write a poem with the garden as the theme."

"Eh? I'm quite embarrassed." Yuanzi's romantic nerves broke out, but because it was Martin who said this, she felt a little unsure.

Pu Siqinglan quickly showed her humility and said: "Then please ask Mr. Martin to come first."

But she didn't know that in such things, the food comes first.

"Okay, then I'll give you some ideas." Martin turned around, looked at the garden, shook his head and said: "(Putonghua) Before you go to court, you should take three or five steps before you go to the painting hall."

Nishino's expression on the side changed slightly. Firstly, there was something wrong with the content of the poem, and secondly, this man could obviously speak Mandarin well.

Yuanzi asked expectantly: "What, what, what does this poem mean?"

Conan's voice: It's obviously saying that your forehead is protruding.

Facing Yuanzi's expectant gaze, Pu Siqinglan, who was confused by Martin, did not realize why she could suddenly understand what Martin said. She also tried to understand and answer: "This poem is describing, Suzuki The young lady looks very energetic and compliments you on your beautiful figure."

"Really? That's great!" Suzuki Sonoko held her face in joy, preparing to go home and copy this poem.

Nishino thought to himself: Chairman, you should let the second lady read more...

"This is only half a poem," said Martin, "and the next half depends on Miss Puth's talent."

calm down.Pu Si Qinglan comforted herself in her heart. She had also read Pushkin's poetry anthology. Wasn't it just writing poems in Chinese?Just have the same number of words in the upper and lower sentences!

"Third or five steps before going to court, head first to the painting hall..." Pu Siqinglan started thinking crazily, putting all her life-long talents together, and finally choked out a sentence: "Put your chest up, raise your head and walk around... be bold and bold..." Looks like a goose!”

(End of this chapter)