Transmigrated in the F-Rated Reverse Harem Novel

Ilyana's breath hitched. Her lips started to turn upward and her smile resembled that of the devil's incarnate. Her whole being was quivering with excitement.

"It's been awhile since I felt this excited without seeing a bag full of gold, you should feel lucky, you know?" She felt the chills run down her spine, straight through her soul, and flowing through her veins.

Her smile widened even more when she didn't hear any response from the system. After all, the system's silence confirmed one very important thing. 

Unfortunately for that damned system, that something could turn the games upside-down.

Ilyana sighed deeply, "In front of a beautiful and kind lady, a man shouldn't shut his damn trap, alright? that's just plain disrespectful sweetheart."

[K-kind my ass!]

"Oh my, aren't I?"

[Dear host, the system sent a vomiting emoji. You're just a shrewd and completely useless host who has done nothing but make my life harder!]

Ilyana smiled sweetly. 'He can even send emojis like this? How adorable. I should definitely rip off this damn system until he learns manners.'

"Alright."

[Dear host, the system is shaking in fear. What are you planning you old hag? y-you evil witch!] Ilyana chuckled as a response, the system is quite adorable after all. It can even shake in fear, yet it didn't do anything useful for her during her past eleven lifetimes.

"Nothing much. However, you damned system, you better listen to me before I blow both of our heads off. You know very well that I am capable of doing that."

[Bloody hell]

"Bloody hell, indeed." 

'What an amazing gift from the Gods. I'll take my time milking this little shit until he drops dead' She thought while licking her lips like she just saw the most delectable meal in the whole universe.

[You think you're allowed to do this? I will report this to them, then you'll for sure face severe punishments!]

"Come on now, sweetheart. Honestly speaking, the worst that could happen to me is death. Just how many times have I died already? Even if I die, I'll just reincarnate again. In fact, loosing you would be beneficial because I won't have punishments anymore and I can do what I want, what exactly is there for me to fear?"

[Y-you won't dare!]

"Don't test my patience sweety. You should never underestimate what a two hundred seventy three years old, furious, tired, and vacationless woman would do. You must have forgotten that I castrated my ex-lover for cheating on me back in my original world. This time, however, I won't castrate your head down below, but your head above." Ilyana smiled

'Ah, I wonder if he actually have a head below.'

[You worship the God of wealth, Plutus but you sure do act like the God of the underworld, Hades. Dear host, the system is stomping his feet in anger.]

"My, thank you for the compliment. I'll take that as you saying that you'll do anything I say."

[Dear host, the system is sulking in the corner]

"That's enough acting like a child. Answer me properly, who the hell is behind all of these?"

[You crazy xxxxx, if it was as easy as just telling you, both of us wouldn't be here in your twelfth life time. Use your brain, I'll get crispy burnt if I actually tell you everything. Besides, I don't even know much. My authority only revolves around the system controls, like the punishments and rewards, along with the quest notifications.]

"You do know that there's no need to censor that, do you? You pretty much swore at me like your life depended on it earlier. And, you bastard, so you're the one behind those crazy punishments."

[W-well, yes. But it wasn't entirely my fault, you know. There are laws that I have to follow and I can only twist those laws to a certain extent. I can't even give you clues, I'll get severe backlash otherwise. I might even get shut down temporarily! Those damned xxxx would never let any huge violations pass.]

"I didn't see anything. xxxx, why is it censored?"

[I knew it, it would be automatically censored. I already told you the answer to your question but it wouldn't let me. There's someone trying to intercept us.]

Ilyana was about to say something when all of the sudden, her head suddenly rang. It felt heavy. Like a brick of huge stone was slammed directly in her skull. In a span of a few seconds, she lost her consciousness and she fell in the ground like a lifeless corpse, with a heavy thud.

[Host! shit, this isn't good.]

Several notifications suddenly rang from the system screen.

[Dear host, due to the violations, the system will shut down temporarily. Shutting down in five seconds. This is a warning to the host, please act appropriately, any violations might result to an even more severe punishment both for you, and your system. And you, system. Please watch your mouth, they might accidentally sue it shut if you keep it too loose.]

A smiling being suddenly popped up in the screen.

[Dear host, the system is quivering in fear, Just like he should.]