Chapter 33: 33. Clown
" So about Mikoto's job , do you have any ideas ? " After bickering back and forth Kushina asked Yuu about Mikoto's matter.
"Hmm... Are there any vacancies anywhere, Kana-san? " Yuu contemplated for a bit before turning to his ever-reliable secretary.
" It would be helpful to have an assistant and since Mikoto-san is someone both of you trust and if she is willing ... " Kana didn't finish her sentence as she made her words clear and the position of being an assistant to the leader's secretary was available and since it was an important position Mikoto was very suitable for it as Yuu seemed to trust her a lot.
" Well that's settled, I'll talk to Mikoto-nee " Yuu said with a smile as he saw Kushina rolling her eyes at him in disdain.
He didn't know what she was accusing him of but he only wanted to help a poor widow out and this woman was also his dear Nee-san's best friend so surely he has to pull out all the stops.
It was certainly not because he had an interest in Mikoto and he certainly wasn't fantasizing about a milf threesome or foursome if including Kana....
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With not much work to do Yuu decided to check the Group chat to pass his time.
Hairspray Man: I don't think there is any need to use illusions, you can just tell her directly
Black-Bellied Utako: I'm just afraid that the truth might freak her out more and she would start treating me like some monster.
Group Leader: What happened?
Black-Bellied Utako: Yuu-chan! You are finally here! Please help me figure something out
(>д<)!!!!!
Yuu raised his eyebrows in surprise and he checked the chat history and when he knew the crux of the matter he couldn't help but laugh a little in amusement.
Both Kana and Kushina ignored it because it was not the first time they had seen him laugh or smile while staring into nothingness.
They had asked before and he replied he was communicating with some friends which was enough for them to satisfy their curiosity.
If it was anything truly important or detrimental to them Yuu would have told them, they had utmost trust in him.
Kushina continued reading her Magazine while Kana continued massaging his shoulder....
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Group Leader: Utaha-chan I never knew you also had Chunibyo ~ Pfft to think Eriri would faint while seeing your edgy actions.
Black-Bellied Utako: You!.... Stop messing around, I didn't call you here to make fun of me but to help me out!! (>д<)
Seeing Utaha's furious and embarrassed reply caused Yuu to chuckle a bit in amusement.
To think Eriri would witness Utaha while she was playing around with a Susano was just too funny for him.
Group Leader: Even My Ancestor Madara may not be as pretentious as you, Play around with a Susano because you're bored? Wow! Just wow! Why didn't you ask Eriri if she wanted to dance, also?
Black-Bellied Utako: Hmph!~ I won't talk to you!
Utaha was embarrassed as he saw Yuu's reply, she couldn't help but want the earth to crack up and swallow her so she could disappear.
Especially since she couldn't help but remember the times she made fun of him for being too edgy and asked if he was a Chunni.
But now she was caught red-handed letting her inner chunni out, and gazing at Eriri who was lying on the nearby bench Utaha couldn't help but worry about what to say when she woke up.
Group Leader: My answer is also the same as A-san, just be honest and I don't think Eriri would report you to the authorities, nobody would believe her anyway. People might think she is delusional so you don't have anything to worry about~
Black-Bellied Utako: Can't I just use my Sharingan to modify her memories?
Group Leader: Unless you have Kotoamatsukami I don't think it would be permanent, it's a complicated process to erase memories. Let's first see her reaction and then decide whether to erase her memories.
Yuu was confident because he had Shisui's eyes in his hands, one he took from Danzo and the other he took from Itachi while he was sleeping.
Putting a loser like Itachi in Illusion wasn't that difficult for him, if before Itachi was a helpless child then now was just a toddler.
People might call Yuu petty for holding a grudge over Itachi but Yuu didn't care, Itachi should be fortunate for having a good mother otherwise he would have been six feet under for trying to kill his Izumi.
Izumi was his silly big sister, and tho she might be a bit dumb she was still his loveable dumb sister.
When Yuu plucked his eyes out he had half a mind to just let the bastard bleed out but thinking about his promise to Mikoto he decided to heal him.
Itachi should be glad that a Great mother gave birth to him as her existence saved him from further torment .... or did it ? .....
Yuu was neither a hypocrite nor a narcissist, he knew he was good-looking and had both the power and influence.
He was greedy and this was his second chance at life, he would live it to the fullest without any regrets.
He wanted Mikoto and he didn't Gaslight himself with some self-righteous bullshit.
He wanted her thus he spared Itachi and let Fugaku die, he didn't hold any affection for the father-son duo.
Sparing Itachi won't affect him anyway and he had decided on many things for Itachi, he would torment the clown without anyone knowing and make him question his life choices.....
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