Harry Potter: Toji Potter

Chapter 168: Harry, The God of Rizz?!



The oppressive weight of Kaguya's presence left the Kage frozen in fear. Her sheer existence exuded a divine, unfathomable power—an authority that made even the most battle-hardened warriors feel insignificant. Their bodies trembled, minds racing with panic, as if the very concept of defying her was an insult to the heavens themselves.

But among them, only two remained unfazed.

Harry and Naruto stood tall, entirely unshaken.

Kaguya's pale, eerie gaze lingered on Naruto first. She could sense the remnants of Ashura within him, the faint traces of Indra interwoven with his being. It intrigued her, but only briefly—because when her eyes landed on Harry, an expression of pure shock crossed her features.

She saw Hagoromo in him.

No—she saw something far beyond Hagoromo.

This boy, this man, this entity carried an overwhelming presence that eclipsed even her son. He was looking at her not with reverence or fear but with curiosity, amusement, and… confidence.

A boldness unlike any mortal, unlike even the Sage of Six Paths himself.

She reached out, instinctively compelled to touch them, to confirm what she was sensing—

Only for Harry to casually grab her hand mid-motion.

"Oi, lady. Stop scaring the Kage. They're about to soil themselves, and I don't want to deal with that odor."

Naruto barely suppressed a laugh, snorting through his nose. The Kage, already suffering from the worst humiliation of their careers, felt their dignity shatter into dust.

And then the battle began.

Kaguya's chakra surged like an infinite ocean, washing over the battlefield in waves that distorted reality itself. Harry responded in kind, his own energy roaring to life, a swirling mass of untamed divinity. The sky itself trembled at the collision of their power.

The land could not contain them.

With a thought, Kaguya shifted dimensions.

In an instant, the battlefield melted away, replaced by an infernal, volcanic hellscape. The air was thick with heat, rivers of molten lava flowing beneath jagged cliffs. The sky burned a deep red, as if the world itself was bleeding.

Naruto blinked, looking around.

"Aw, come on! I just got used to the last battlefield!"

Harry, however, had other concerns.

More specifically, Kaguya herself.

With his divine sight, he saw everything.

That long, flowing robe, the epitome of noble elegance, concealed a form that defied mortal comprehension. Snow-white skin, silky and untouched by time. Full, red lips that contrasted her pale beauty. And her body—oh dear Sage, her body was built with the perfection of a goddess, sculpted with motherly curves, regal yet devastatingly alluring.

Naruto saw it too.

He saw the refined grace. The motherly charm. The thickness hidden beneath that pure-white kimono.

"Oh… oh no."

He glanced at Harry.

He knew that look.

That was the look of a man on a mission.

"This idiot's about to rizz up a Goddess."

Harry smirked. The battle, for him, had just taken an entirely new direction. If he was going to fight, he was going to do it his way.

Which meant one thing.

Flirt-fighting.

"You know, Kaguya," Harry began, effortlessly dodging a bone spear she launched at him, "I gotta say, you've got the whole 'divine queen' thing down perfectly. Mysterious, elegant, untouchable… it's honestly impressive."

Kaguya narrowed her eyes, warping reality to send dozens of Truth-Seeking Orbs flying at him.

With a lazy wave of his hand, Harry deflected them all, not breaking eye contact.

"But," he continued smoothly, "I can't help but notice something beneath all that power. Something deeper. Something human."

He flashed a knowing grin.

"And I've got to admit, I find it… absolutely fascinating."

Kaguya, for the first time in centuries, faltered.

Naruto's jaw nearly hit the molten rock beneath them.

"Did… did this guy just make her hesitate?!"

Kaguya didn't respond, but she launched another attack—this time faster, more aggressive, as if trying to silence whatever was stirring inside her.

Harry weaved through her onslaught like a leaf in the wind, his movements graceful, effortless. His smirk never wavered.

"You've been alone a long time, haven't you?" he mused, sidestepping a slash from her extended hair. "No one to talk to. No one to understand you. That's why you're doing all this, right? Because you're afraid?"

Kaguya's pupils dilated.

A hit.

He'd struck deep.

Naruto watched in complete disbelief as the most powerful being in existence, the progenitor of chakra itself, hesitated before attacking again—her movements slightly less precise, her focus wavering.

Harry chuckled.

"I get it," he continued, his voice dropping to a softer, more intimate tone. "You've been betrayed before. Used. Abandoned. I won't pretend to know what that feels like. But I do know this—"

He blurred forward, appearing right in front of her, leaning in just slightly.

"You're not beyond redemption. And you are definitely not beyond being loved."

Silence.

Pure, deafening silence.

Kaguya's breath hitched.

Naruto felt his brain short-circuit.

"What the actual fu—"

And then, for the first time in recorded history—perhaps for the first time ever—the Rabbit Goddess, the mother of chakra, the nightmare of the shinobi world…

Blushed.

AN: So y'all see where this is going? Naruto Shippuden is going to end soon, so tell me where Harry should go to next. We can now go to all of the OP verses. I just hope I don't have to research too much on it. 

I will be picking the option with either the most amount of mentions in my comment section, or if you all are creative and we don't have a winner, I'll pick the one I like most, Bye bye.


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