Chapter 169: The ridiculous end to the War, and return to the Domain
The world stood still.
No, literally.
Harry had just frozen time itself.
Between his Divine Magic, his Ice Release, and a sprinkle of because-I-can energy, the entire battlefield ceased to exist in motion. Lava hung mid-eruption, Naruto was forever trapped in a half-blink, and Kaguya—beautiful, divine, and now utterly flustered—found herself the only other being still able to move.
"W-What is this?" she asked, momentarily shaken, a rare sight for the Rabbit Goddess.
Harry flashed his signature smirk, the kind that had broken countless defenses—physical, magical, and emotional alike.
"Relax," he said smoothly, stepping forward. "Time's frozen, so we can have a proper chat without any interruptions. Just you and me."
Her blush deepened, and Harry mentally fist-pumped. He had her exactly where he wanted her.
"You know," he continued, circling her like a predator—no, a gentlemanly predator, "you're really something else. Divine power, unmatched beauty, and yet… deep down, you're just a woman who's been alone for way too long."
Kaguya stiffened.
Harry leaned in just slightly. "But I see you, Kaguya. Not as a goddess. Not as a villain. But as a woman who deserves something more than just loneliness and betrayal."
There it was. The knockout punch.
Kaguya's breathing hitched.
This absolute menace of a man had not only beaten her in battle, but he was now breaking down walls she hadn't even realized she had.
Her lips parted as if to argue—but no words came.
She had lost.
Not just in battle.
But in heart.
After a long moment of silence, she sighed in defeat and gave him a soft, almost imperceptible smile.
"...You are insufferable."
Harry grinned. "I try."
She exhaled again, finally dropping all resistance. "Fine. You got me, hubby."
Time immediately resumed.
Naruto finished his blink.
The lava crashed down.
And the Kage—who were previously sweating bullets—nearly fell over when Harry, Naruto, and Kaguya casually reappeared on the battlefield, looking completely unbothered.
Everyone froze.
Minds raced.
What the hell just happened?
Harry stretched, cracking his knuckles. "Alright, everyone! War's over. Pack it up, we're done here."
Silence.
A single kunai dropped somewhere.
"...What?" Tsunade finally croaked out.
Harry gestured lazily at Kaguya, who was now standing very close to him, practically glued to his side like a devoted wife.
"Kaguya's with me now. She won't be turning the world into an Infinite Tsukuyomi or whatever. So… yeah. Victory."
A collective record scratch moment.
"What—"
"How—"
"You—"
"WHAT?!"
The Kage looked between Kaguya (formerly an end-of-the-world threat) and Harry (who was casually rubbing his chin like this was some minor business transaction) in complete disbelief.
"That's BS," Tsunade finally muttered, rubbing her temples. "Absolute BS. I refuse to believe this happened. But if it means I can finally take a damn break, I'll take it."
She turned to Naruto, squinting. "And you, brat—are you finally gonna step up as Hokage, or what?"
Naruto laughed sheepishly. "Ehh, at least let me settle down and get a wife or two first."
Tsunade groaned. "Then I'm staying Hokage until you either get a woman or finish your damn diplomacy training already!"
Naruto blinked. "Wait, I can just do that and you'll retire? It was that easy all along?!"
Tsunade huffed. "YES! I don't care how stupidly strong you are—being Hokage isn't just about strength! You sadly need diplomacy! So either get some wives or start studying!"
Naruto tilted his head. "...Why not both?"
And that was how Naruto ended up with Hinata, Temari, and Sakura in his corner, all three ready to share.
Naruto, the lucky bastard, was in heaven.
Three times the affection, three times the fun, and most importantly—three times the stamina training.
As an Uzumaki and a nigh-god-tier shinobi, he had infinite stamina, so a 3-on-1 situation was perfect for keeping things balanced.
Harry, of course, was Best Man at Naruto's wedding.
The party was legendary.
Killer Bee rapped (badly), Lee challenged everyone to a drinking contest (and won), and Tsunade finally accepted retirement after one too many bottles of sake.
It was a great night.
But for Harry, the real fun was after the party.
Because now, it was time to head back to his Domain.
Where his wives were waiting.
Harry stretched his arms as he and Kaguya warped into his personal domain—a vast, luxurious realm where time flowed at his leisure, filled with opulent castles, endless landscapes, and most importantly—his beloved harem.
A very hungry harem.
The moment they arrived, a storm of power erupted.
Yoruichi Shihouin (the feline lightning goddess herself) pounced on him first. "Took you long enough, babe~"
Fleur Delacour smirked as she leaned against a golden pillar, her veela allure already working overtime. "Mon amour, you've made us wait far too long…"
Hermione Granger huffed, crossing her arms. "Honestly, you disappear for weeks, months, I lost my feeling of Time, and it still feels too long, and come back with another woman? Typical."
Daphne Greengrass smirked. "He's just expanding his collection. I respect and like it."
Tracey Davis giggled. "So… is she joining the fun, or is she just here to watch?"
Kaguya, once the most feared being in existence, stood absolutely speechless.
Harry sighed, stretching his arms again. "Welp, guess I'm not getting any sleep tonight."
Yoruichi grinned. "Nope!"
And that was how Harry Potter, the God of Rizz, the Man Who Conquered a Goddess, and the Savior of Shinobi, proceeded to have the most exhausting yet rewarding night of his immortal existence.
The End… or The Beginning of a Very Busy Night.
AN: So yeah, That was a quick wrap-up, and now I need your help, guys. What Anime we goin' to? We can go to One Piece, DBZ or DBS (don't do this, it's a pain to write and I gotta count if ya want Power Levels), or Danmachi, which does sound interesting, with Harry being a God and this time he might take his Wives along for the Ride, or something like Fate (but someone will have to tell me the plot of it) or Highschool DXD (please don't).
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