I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

===Chapter 794 Ahem, take a look===

"If you don't know, don't say it, and continue to talk about it later."

Interested in basic information.

"Okay, okay, next is the fourth child. This fourth child should be regarded as the most disgusting one among them. How about this? Let's take a guess first. This fourth child is saved from the cooperation between Long and something?"

The monster on the table threw the question to

"I guess it's a dung beetle!"

"Ouch, it's really disgusting, get the hell out of here."

"That's right, get out, it's disgusting, you shitty, I just ate fried cicada monkeys."

One sentence aroused public outrage.

"I guess it should be a fish."

Another monster said shaking his head.

"What happened to the fish?"

"That's right, why is the fish disgusting?"

"Your guess is off topic."

"No, think about it. It's said that carp jumps through the dragon's gate, which means that fish can evolve. So this dragon and the previous evolved fish can be a little disgusting?"

The man explained solemnly.

"You can pull it. I think it might be an earthworm. I think this is disgusting."

"When you talk about this, I think maggots are also possible."

"Stop, stop, can you make it clear? We are saying that a dragon and a thing are disgusting, not that the thing itself is disgusting. Besides, you don't even think about it. How could it be an earthworm? What is there?"

"Stop it!"

The little monsters on the stage looked at

"Okay, I'll announce the answer, it's a toad!"

"How? Isn't it disgusting?"

The little monster on the table clapped his hands and asked where he was.

"What did you say? Can you tell us again?"

At this moment, four or five strong men pushed through the crowd and came forward.

These few people were transformed by the toad.

As soon as he heard that the story-telling monster said that their toads were disgusting, he immediately became unhappy.

Rolling up his sleeves, he was about to come up and beat someone up.

"I wiped it, brothers, calm down, I didn't mean it, I made a mistake."

The little monster above saw this situation and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Wrong? One sentence is wrong and it's over? One sentence is wrong and we can make up for our spiritual loss? One sentence is wrong and let us let you go? Don't think about it!"

"Brothers, give it to me!"

Then these four or five strong men went up to pick up the little monster and went to the corner of the wall, and then there was a burst of crying and howling.

Taking advantage of this time, those little monsters got up to go to the toilet, and went to eat something to pad their stomachs, and a few big monsters yelled: "Slap me lightly, and I will return later!" Gotta keep talking."

It seems that this kind of thing is still very common in the monster world.

After a while, the story-telling little monster crawled up from the ground. Several of his front teeth were broken off, his tongue was pulled very long, and a special knot was tied.

It took a lot of effort to smooth him out.

"Why am I so miserable? What do you think I bought? It makes me look good? What did you say just now? I am."

The little monster muttered to himself on it, feeling unspeakable grievances.

"Don't stop, keep talking!"

The little monster above realized the difficulty of life too early.

Even if he didn't want to, he had no choice but to continue talking.

"Well, everyone, this fifth brother, what is he called that? Brothers, I really don't know these two characters."

At this time, the little monster felt very regretful, why didn't you study well at the Monster University at that time?

Only when I use it now, I realize the horror of this lack of knowledge.

"That's why the fifth child was born from a dragon and a lion, so the fifth child's surname is similar to that of this lion. The only difference is that it is a little bigger and has more hair. We all know that this lion is only known by male lions. There's this lion's mane."

"Who said, ours is called a male lion. How come you have become a male lion. It doesn't sound good. Give me another way of saying it!"

At this moment,

"Okay, okay, I will definitely pay attention next time!"

There is no way, this person has to bow his head under the eaves, otherwise he will die.

"Speaking of which, this fifth child is relatively quiet, which is similar to that of the elder brothers. He likes to bask in the sun when he is free. Of course, this is a good thing. I also like to be in the sun when I am free. Sunbathing, calcium supplementation!"

above the little monster looking at

"So this old five is often used by people at the feet of this Buddha seat and incense burner."

"Lao Liu! I know the word Lao Liu, it's called Baxia!"

He quickly changed the subject.

"The sixth child, called Baxia, was born of a dragon and a tortoise. It is a tortoise, not a bastard. They are not the same species. The tortoise has a very hard shell, but the bastard, their shell is not so hard. "

"So with the protection of this shell, Baxia can carry a lot of heavy loads. According to legend, human beings think that the sky is supported by these four pillars, and under these four pillars is Baxia. Stay there."

"Baxia likes to walk with heavy loads the most. Baxia always strives to hold his head high and walk forward with all four feet. No matter how heavy the load is, he will not stop walking. Therefore, human beings always like to carve Baxia under this stele. .

"Let me tell you this quickly, I want to pee."

The little monster who told the story above was about to urinate. On the one hand, it was a natural physiological reaction from drinking too much water, and on the other hand, it was just scared by a few guys.

"Lao Qi, his name is Penholder. It was saved by this dragon and tiger together. This guy is amazing. As the saying goes, this tiger is the king of beasts. For example, my direct boss is a majestic It came from fighting tigers, everyone, please see, there are 30 numbers on the right side of the second row of No.781 in the upper left corner, and that mighty tiger is my boss!"

While talking, the little monster didn't forget to pat his boss's horse.

"Since he has the blessing of the King of Beasts, this tiger is still very powerful. Don't look at him, he ranks relatively low among the sons of dragons. He is a veritable little brother, but if he messes up his skills, That is definitely the boss!"

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===Chapter 795 Legend of Erlang God===

"Ahem, this old eighth, it was Long Dada at the time, he changed his mind, after all, why was the mother of the dragon also a married couple at that time, it must be dissatisfied to spend such a long time outside, so this With a heart full of debts, Long Da went back to find Mother Long, and then, the old eighth came out. Unexpectedly, the effect this time was the same as before. The previous boss was too quiet, and there was no dragon at all. I love to look at the calligraphy on the stele, and my elder brother Ba Xia happens to often carry the stele, so the old eight follows it, but I didn’t expect this old eight to be worse than the old one, he is just a literati.”

"So this big dragon gave up. His own family is not good enough, he still has to find someone else, so this old dragon has gone out again, but he is also old at this time, hold on to the last fish. Yes, the old nine came out, called Li Kiss, this one is even more strange, it will mess with everything it sees, just like this starved ghost reincarnated."

"But fortunately, this old nine can devour not only this kind of real things, but also that kind of imaginary things, such as fire, energy and so on."

"This means that the blood is there, what can you do if he is strong?"

"Big Brothers, Big Brothers, I've already told you everything I know, take a look, can you let me pee first?"

The little monster above asked for instructions very humblely.

"Go, go, continue to talk at this time tomorrow. I think what you said is okay. In this way, this event is settled. Come once a day. Do you have any comments?"

A big monster said from below.

"No comment!"

"agree!"

The little monster ran away with a bitter face.

At this moment, the little monsters outside suddenly ran in.

"Big brothers, it's not good. Someone came from outside, and someone named us wants to see our boss, but the boss is not here, what should we do?"

When the big monsters heard this, they patted their thighs and stood up.

"Hehe, rebellion? Who dares to go directly to our boss? They even named them by name, come on, come out with me and catch them back for dinner!"

A big monster was very upset, and he was about to take people out.

The result was stopped by the willow tree monster.

"Don't worry, tell me first, what does that person look like?"

"That person is very powerful, no, very powerful. Judging from the feeling on his body, he should not be a monster, but a god. But the most terrifying thing is that there is an eye on this person's forehead. A three-eyed monster."

"what?"

The willow tree monster was taken aback.

"Hey, what's so scary about this? There are three eyes that must be monsters and haven't run away, so maybe they came here to seek refuge. I'll go out and have a look."

Before the big monster moved, it was held down by the willow tree monster.

"Don't move, haven't you heard of it before? In the Three Realms, who has three eyes? Even monsters, have you ever seen monsters with three eyes?"

Willow asked.

"Uh, I don't think I've seen anything so strange, but I know that this spider spirit seems to have many eyes, but I really don't know about the monster with only three eyes."

The big monster frowned and thought about it, and it was indeed the case.

"I've heard of a person before. According to legend, he has an eye in the center of his forehead. This person is not a monster. On the contrary, he has a long history. If you really count, he should be regarded as the Jade Emperor. My nephew, the legendary God Erlang, was originally named Yang Jian."

The willow tree monster said worriedly.

"Erlang God? I've heard of it. Didn't it mean that he is not from the imperial court?"

Several monsters were shocked when they heard this.

Because they still know the name of Erlang God very well.

Because strictly speaking, this Erlang God is a very special existence.

His father, in simple terms, is actually a mortal, but he is not a mortal, and the mother of Erlang God has a big history, she is the sister of the Queen Mother.

So how did the two meet?

There is another story here.

Speaking of this, in ancient times, all the water in the world actually had to converge into one place to enter the sea. This place is the so-called estuary, because strictly speaking, there are almost nine relatively large rivers converged here, so here again It is called "Jiulongkou".

There is a man named Heibu, who turned into a big mountain and directly blocked the entrance to the sea.

Now it's troublesome. The whole river flows directly from this mouth into the sea, and there is nothing wrong with it, but the mouth is blocked all at once, which makes the water unable to get out. flooded.

This time the whole thing is that the people are in dire straits, and the people's grievances are burning to the sky.

After it's over, it won't work if you look at it from the heavens above. If you drown me, who will worship us.

So they sent troops to encircle and suppress, and at this time, Heiyu's good friend Bai Hong also came to help, and the two of them fought against this heavenly soldier and general.

Of course, there is no need to think about the result, the heavenly soldiers and generals have never won.

The old Jade Emperor saw it, this is not good, call something powerful, and sent out all kinds of calls, but no one answered him, either I have diarrhea today, or I have a sprained ankle, or simply go out and not at home, You can't find me anyway.

Because they all know these things, and they also know that they are not the opponents of those two people. If they go, they will simply die.

The Jade Emperor saw that there was nothing he could do, so he simply went, Taishang Laojun found it, Taishang Laojun looked at it at that time

So there, he pretended to count his fingers and said a three-eyed sage came out, Haiqinghe Yanshi.

What do you mean?

That is to say, these two guys can only be dealt with by a saint with three eyes, and this is the test of this three-eyed saint. Although he can do it himself, he can't do it for him and steal other people's karma.

As soon as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother met, they discussed what to do, because at that time none of the gods and Buddhas had three eyes.

That amount is estimated to be in

Then Jade Emperor's younger sister Sanxiangu came out, seeing that the big brother was in trouble, then I had to go, if you can't leave, I'll go.

Otherwise, if you still collapse, we will not have a good life.

So the Three Fairies volunteered to go down to find someone.