I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

You have to know that after the gods in the sky go down to the earth, although they come with missions, they usually have some stories and leave some beautiful legends for the world.

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===Chapter 796 The Way of Sanctification===

On this day, Sanxiangu came to Xudi in the northwest, and happened to meet a handsome young man, the father of God Erlang, who was called Yang Yunyang Junsheng at that time.

This Yang Yun Yang Shengjun is not only good at kung fu, but the key point is that he is also handsome and dignified. Naturally, ordinary women look down on him, so he has been single for so many years.

And this third fairy is naturally not an ordinary woman, so when these two people met, it was like that bastard who saw mung beans and immediately fell in love with them.

Ka Ka Ka, three times, five times, two times, the little Erlang God was planted in the ground.

As a result, this evildoer came.

I think what I was most familiar with back then was the matter of Nezha. He was also carried in Ta Ma's belly for three years. In fact, Erlang God was also like this.

His mother has been pregnant for three years, but it is not safe to save it. When it was born, it turned out to be a frog.

After three years of pregnancy, a frog was born, which is not as good as Nezha.

On the day of giving birth, this Yang Yun happened to go out to work and was not at home. San Xiangu was shocked when she saw this appearance. Pu Leng turned over and turned into a chubby baby.

The Jade Emperor in the sky is naturally very concerned about this matter, so he has climbed out of this clairvoyance and Shui Feng'er to keep an eye on the changes here.

Hearing this situation, let the four heavenly kings seize him.

Can the Jade Emperor be happy after hearing this?

So there is no way to do this, because this is a year in the sky, one day in the sky, and when Clairvoyance and Shui Feng'er saw it, they would have already made substantive actions. Yes, and then I assumed for a while, and when I finally remembered to report, Erlang Shen came out.

So there was no way, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to put Sanxiangu under the peach mountain.

This so-called nephew, let's be so low first.

But why is Erlang God called Erlang?It stands to reason that he is the boss, so is there a big man in front of this Erlang God?

This is probably true, but we don't know the specific reason.

The point is the final result. This Sanxian took the task of finding the Three-Eyed Saint, but you deserted halfway and didn’t find the Three-eyed Saint. It’s fine, and you married a mortal privately. The Jade Emperor was furious and pressed Sanxian on Tao Stop at the foot of the mountain.

Erlang God's father teamed up with Zhou Qi, who had been hunting together before, to rescue him, but was defeated by the two aunts arranged by the Jade Emperor, who were the great gods who guarded the mountain, the Fire Bull King and the Wood Bull King.

After the two returned, they went to the temple to worship the gods, and then got a hexagram, telling them that they can't rely on your generation, and raise the next generation well, and use as much energy as possible.

So these two people also understood, and began to seduce this Erlang God wholeheartedly, in order to keep a low profile, and at the same time, in order not to ostentatiously cause trouble, and to give Erlang God a peaceful, peaceful and safe childhood.

The two of them went to the mountains to live in seclusion. This Yang Junsheng raised a flock of sheep and turned into a shepherd. His fifth brother Zhou Qi turned into a shepherd dog, and naturally became the roaring dog behind him. , they lived in seclusion.

But slowly, I discovered that Erlang Shen was different. No matter what he was doing, he was always half a beat slower than others. He felt a bit stupid. He couldn't learn anything, and he couldn't speak. Dementia, could it be said that this is the result of the combination of gods and mortals?

Erlangshen's father was a bit dissatisfied.

If he knew what happened to Chen Xiang later, he wouldn't have to worry so much.

There is no way, this Erlang God's father went to the old god and cried, and the old god figured it out and understood.

Don't think that this child is born of a god and a mortal, because of this, he has no soul. The reason why this child is alive is because the Yin blood spirit of Taiyin Xingjun was reincarnated. Dad has nothing to do directly.

You need to let him have a real soul.

So Erlang God's father understood,

There must be a combination of soul and soul to become a whole person.

So I discussed with this old five week begging, old five, I have to go, we can't let such a silly child stay alone and continue to be stupid, so I decided, I want to share my own soul , Let our silly son stand up from now on.

The fifth brother also agreed with tears in his eyes, big brother, you can go, after you leave, I will also become a puppy to accompany the silly son, so you can go at ease.

So, this Erlang God's father called Erlang God over.

"Second child, your mother was crushed under the Taoshan mountain by the bad guys in the sky. I can't save you, dad. I have no face to live in this world, but you are different. You must work hard in the future to save you Your mother was rescued."

After saying this, he turned into a ray of spirit, and then possessed himself in the body of Erlang God. From then on, Erlang God suddenly understood as if he had opened his eyes.

And the other fifth child has changed into the appearance of that shepherd dog, but this combination has also changed its appearance.

By the way, after this father died, Erlang Shen was very sad. After all, he also had wisdom, and I want revenge!

He yelled all day without making any moves.

On this day, it was the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of the fifth month. Suddenly, a sheep raised by his father, the oldest one in it, came to Erlang God and spoke, which shocked Erlang God.

"I said Erwazi. As for me, I am the sheep star in the sky and the lower realm. As the saying goes, it is a fairy. If you rely on your own skills, it is impossible for you to do it, so I said, I was used by your father before." Well, it’s time to repay your favor.”

Erlangshen was surprised and delighted when he heard that.

"What do you mean? You want to treat me to roast lamb?"

"It's almost the same thing. My body has endless mana. As long as I am willing, if you eat me, you at least have my mana. And because of your special physique, you eat me. Me, this mana will increase even more."

"The horn on my left is very sharp. If you break it off, it can be turned into a three-pointed two-edged gun. It's quite powerful. You have to use it well."

"The horn on my right is also a treasure. If you break it off, it can be turned into a slingshot. In this case, it can be used as a hidden weapon."

"My skin, don't use it to make clothes, it's an armor, it's for defense, it's quite powerful."

"Don't be disgusted with my eyeballs. Let me tell you, this is a good thing. My two eyes are left yin and right yang. If you eat them together, a sky eye will open between your eyebrows. Not only can you see a lot of things you can't see, but it can also be used as a weapon when it matters."

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===Chapter 797 I came to remind you===

"Don't throw away my hooves, and my tail. Remember, although there are so many, you think you can't eat them, but you must insist on eating them. Only by yourself can you sacrifice all of them. Spells, after eating, you can change in 72 ways, and then there is my Jiji, after you eat, you can learn a kind of knife technique, this is a magic weapon of mine, you must eat it."

So Erlangshen ate for several days before he ate all the sheep. In order to prevent anything from being missed, there was nothing left.

So you say this why Erlang Shen is so powerful.

Not only because he has so many magic weapons such as cultivation, blessing, etc. at once, but also because he has cheats.

There are dozens of brothers on Shangxiaotiangou, Putianying, and Meishan.

Coupled with the background that the Jade Emperor is his uncle.

That's the wind and the rain.

Although they have the reputation of listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement, many times, people live a very nourishing life.

But this is logically so powerful, why did you still have such a tea mirror with Monkey King at that time?

It stands to reason that if it was fully configured, Monkey King would have been abolished long ago. In other words, this is the problem. At that time, Erlang Shen did not have all the configurations when he went.

At that time, the Xiaotian dog could be said to be very powerful.

Don't look like a dog, but it is also organized.

However, this establishment is not more about the staff establishment, but the establishment of the magic weapon. Strictly speaking, this Xiaotian dog is a magic weapon, and it is a flexible magic weapon.

So, this Erlang God is still very powerful.

"Let's go, let's go to meet this Erlang Zhenjun together. It is absolutely impossible to fight. One can't be beaten, and the other one can't be beaten. He is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. Who in the world Dare to fight?"

So this willow tree monster is quite normal, so he hurriedly took a group of more respectable big monsters out to meet him.

"See Zhenjun Erlang!"

Erlangshen was a little worried when he saw this group of monsters coming out. Nima, according to the deployment and combat power of this monsters, even if all of Erlangshen came together, they couldn't be opponents.

If you really use this sea of ​​people tactic, you will probably die from exhaustion.

So when they saw so many monsters, Erlang Shen and the others were still very vigilant.

"What are you here for?"

The willow tree monster stepped forward and asked cautiously.

"I'm here to find Tang Sanzang, Elder Tang, and Monkey King, Monkey King."

Erlang said.

"Uh, I would like to report to Zhenjun Erlang, our boss and master have gone out and haven't come back yet, I wonder what Zhenjun Erlang wants from them?"

The willow tree monster said, a little worried.

You said when is the boss not available, but he is not here at this time. When you are not looking for him, you are wandering in front of your eyes all day. If you have a meeting today and tomorrow, when you are looking for him, you just can’t find him.

You say strange is not strange!

"You can't help me. I'm here to talk to the two of them. Do you know where they went?"

Erlang Shen is still very polite, after all he is also cautious.

"Okay, then let's go find other places."

As Erlangshen said, he was about to leave with Xiaotiangou.

"The distinguished guest is here, no matter what, you have to drink two cups before leaving."

At this moment, a voice came from the sky.

It was this Tang Sanzang and Monkey King who came back.

"Erlangshen, grandma Wori! There was no winner in that battle. Today, my grandson is here to have a good fight with you."

As Sun Wukong said, he took out the golden cudgel from mid-air, and slammed it towards Erlangshen.

"Wori, can you stop being so violent, I'm here on business."

Erlangshen was a little depressed. You must know that if he fights with Monkey King, there will be no hundreds of rounds to tell the difference.

If something goes wrong and all the monsters are involved, it will be troublesome.

"Monkey, why do you have to calm down, you forgot about the fact that someone kept your monkey grandson in Huaguo Mountain? Fuck you!"

Tang Sanzang also said on the side.

He didn't have the ability to hold Monkey King, so he directly covered Monkey King with an electromagnetic net.

"Boss, you are finally back."

"My boss, it's really time for you to come back."

The willow tree monster almost cried when he saw Tang Sanzang.

"Boss, boss, do you still remember my mother?"

The bone spirit ran out.

"Hehe, isn't this Xiaobaibai? When did you come?"

Tang Sanzang was very surprised to see the Bone Demon coming, after all, they have been out for a long time.

I don't know anything about what happened in this kingdom of ten thousand monsters before.

"At this time, shouldn't you give me a hug, boss?"

The Bone Demon is very excited, because in the past, although the Bone Demon established this kingdom of ten thousand monsters by himself, it was very difficult to handle everything. He was a very strong guy on the outside, but he was still behind the scenes. It is very rare to have someone standing behind you outside of class, so the Bone Demon has finally waited for this day.

"You, get out, talk about it later!"

Tang Sanzang said nothing.

"What is Zhenjun Erlang looking for me here?"

Tang Sanzang called Erlang God into his cave, and sat down on the ground first.

"Recently you have made a lot of noise, many people are staring at you, you talk about you, you have not taken the scriptures, and you don't know what you are doing all day long, I feel that you seem to have some big plans, so I say come and see."

Seeing Sun Wukong's appearance, Erlangshen said with some teasing.

"My apprentice is dead, do you know?"

Tang Sanzang said.

"You mean Zhu Bajie?"

"Yes, he's dead, and this person still has something to do with you."

Tang Sanzang said jokingly.

"But don't worry, I know it has nothing to do with you."

Erlang Shen is still very relaxed at this time, because he knows that he is the same as Tang Sanzang, both are forbearing people.

He didn't just end the battle like this, but thought that one day, he would poke a hole in the sky and rely on his own strength.

So many times he and Sun Wukong have the same ideas.