I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"What's wrong?"

Monkey King gossiped and asked curiously.

"Ahem, this—"

"Hey, what can't I say? They are not like me. My wife is old and gone, so no one is used to it. I didn't expect that they all found a turtle to marry. As the saying goes Well, this thousand-year-old tortoise with an 8-year history, not to mention a tortoise who can practice Taoism, it is estimated that some of them will die of old age, and their boss is still there."

The Dragon King of the South Sea explained.

This is something that can't be helped, don't look at this Dragon King is a great existence in the eyes of everyone, but he is also a veritable wife at home. I also have to be scolded by my wife from beginning to end.

For this Dragon King of the South China Sea, the few of them are only envious.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, why did the Great Sage call us here today?"

Several dragon kings quickly changed the subject.

"Actually, I encountered a competition today. It was about praying for rain. You can understand it by yourself, so I won't talk about it. You can count it yourself."

Sun Wukong confessed a few words, then recovered his real body, and winked at Tang Sanzang a few times.

Tang Sanzang naturally knew that everything had been arranged.

At this time, Hu Li Daxian's leg that had been adjusted on the top was about to break, but there was still no movement, only the top was gloomy, but it was not raining.

This made Immortal Hu Li anxious.

"Hey, let me tell you, can you do it? If you can't, come down quickly?"

Sun Wukong stepped forward and said.

"Who said it can't be done? Today, these gods went out to play and are not at home, so they didn't hear my instructions."

Great Immortal Hu Li tried hard to argue.

"Fuck off, if you can't do it, you have to admit it, wash your face quickly and wait for the beating! Look at you for a long time with your teeth and claws on it, and there is not even a raindrop, but I am different, I just need to shout, this It will rain."

Monkey King directly stepped forward and stood on the platform.

"Fart, who asks for rain by talking? You are not allowed to contribute something? Are you a relative of your family when you are the Dragon King of the Four Seas?"

Huli Daxian is here

"Hehe, are you still not convinced? If it rains when I move my mouth, why don't you?!"

Sun Wukong asked.

"Then I took off my head and gave you a ball!"

Immortal Huli said excitedly.

"Okay, then it's settled!"

The Monkey King yelled, then put on a very mighty posture, and said to the sky: "Come on, let it rain!"

Then just as the words fell, it began to rain heavily in the sky.

In fact, it can't be regarded as the rain that Monkey King begged for. It was supposed to rain here, and it was brought by the Huli Daxian through serious means. Therefore, there is no pressure for the Dragon King of the Four Seas, but the time is slow. a little.

Besides, if someone really pursues it, they will push their self-confession on Monkey King at that time, because they met Monkey King, so it has been delayed for a while, what can we do?

When this Monkey King reached the Lingxiao Palace back then, didn't you all have no choice?

So, this rain is hearty.

"Hahaha, what's the matter? Hurry up, screw your head off, I want to kick the ball!"

Monkey King said to Immortal Huli.

Immortal Hu Li's face was flushed red: "Your Majesty, the rain is obviously from me in autumn, but after I issued the order, the dragon kings hurried back as soon as possible. I guess they got the raining tool when they went home. In the future, this monk happened to meet me, so this rain is actually our autumn, and their autumn is not counted!"

Of course, Immortal Hu Li couldn't screw his head off by himself, so he started cheating directly!

"Hehe, you really don't cry when you see the coffin, I really like you a little bit!"

Tang Sanzang said.

"For monkeys like this, you don't need to teach them to show up, just let the Dragon King come down, and it's over with one person slapping him."

Tang Sanzang said.

Because in the previous plot, after this, the four dragon kings were asked to show up, but Tang Sanzang felt that this was too cowardly. Didn't you say that you can command the four sea dragon kings?

Then you come?

Not only can we command, but we can also make them beat you, believe it or not?

So Sun Wukong gave an order.

"Dragon Kings, did you hear that? Hurry down and let me go!"

Monkey King went up to drink, and then saw a dark cloud floating down directly from above. When he reached the ground, he showed his original appearance, which turned out to be four dragons.

The emperor was so frightened that he kowtowed.

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===Chapter 815 Entering the Palace!===

But the Dragon King of the Four Seas didn't even respond, and walked directly in front of the Immortal Huli, and slapped the Immortal Huli fiercely, and this slap directly slapped the Immortal Huli.

What do you mean?

what is happening?

Didn't it mean that the Dragon King of the Four Seas is not at home?

Besides, you come as soon as you come?Why are you beating me?

Did I ask you to provoke you?

Great Immortal Hu Li covered his face and was very wronged, but he just said in his heart that this is a dragon king in front of him, but a serious official of the frontier, he definitely has real power, and he can't afford to offend him.

But here comes the question, what is the background of this monk in front of him, so that he can make the Dragon King of the Four Seas listen to them, no, it's a bit evil.

After finishing speaking, he quietly looked at Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli.

Then seeing the other two nodding their heads, Immortal Hu Li understood that the two brothers thought the same as him, and they should have some concerns.

"Your Majesty, I see that the monks from these moving pictures are indeed quite capable. Besides, they are from the Tang Dynasty. They are also guests when they come to our place. Therefore, I suggest that we should use the etiquette of state guests to receive them. First go to the palace. Stay inside and talk."

Immortal Huli's eyeballs rolled quickly.

They are impulsive, but they are not stupid. If you think about it with your toes, you can know that these people must not be ordinary people.

What do you think the purpose of being a national teacher in this country is?

Isn't it just to be able to become immortal?

Wouldn't there be a shortcut if someone from an expert could point it out?

So I have almost forgotten the face of Immortal Huli.

"Okay, okay, what the national teacher said is right, come here, hurry up and arrange for the holy monks."

The emperor was also a guy who followed the wind and rudder. When he saw that the Dragon King was coming, and his national teacher also admitted his cowardice, he quickly agreed.

"It's easy to say, this breakfast is almost digested, how about some food first?"

Tang Sanzang followed his attendants to the upper room, turned his head and said to the emperor.

"Arrange, arrange, arrange immediately."

The emperor yelled from behind.

"National teacher, what are the backgrounds of these monks? How can you call Grandpa Dragon King here?"

The emperor waited until Tang Sanzang and the others had gone far away, and then quietly asked Immortal Huli, Immortal Yangli and Immortal Luli.

"Your Majesty, these people are not simple."

Great Immortal Huli spoke first.

Because I was more ashamed just now, so the more I speak about Tang Sanzang and others, the better my face will be.

"According to my analysis, they should be gods in the sky, so the top priority, Your Majesty, is to serve them quickly, and then let them say a few words to us in front of the gods. In this way, our The identity can be greatly improved, let me tell you, Your Majesty, it is said that this fairy has an elixir on his body, and if he eats one, he can become a fairy."

Immortal Huli was talking on the side.

"Yes, what my elder brother said is true, so your majesty, you must not let them go easily. They are probably gods who came down from the sky to cross the catastrophe, and then they will return to their posts. We We must seize this opportunity.”

Immortal Yang Li was talking on the side.

"Okay, I understand. I'll arrange it right away. The three thousand women I just recruited from the south have not yet been arranged. I will send them over first. I don't believe the three thousand women. Can they give it to me? I just ordered it." Old Ben."

His Majesty the Emperor said.

It caused great dissatisfaction from the queen who was standing next to her just now.

"What's the matter, it's a pity to hear what the emperor said?"

The queen said unhurriedly, her tone and tone were terrifying.

"No, how can there be? Do you think so?"

The emperor flatly denied it.

"Yes, yes, yes, His Majesty the Emperor will rule the world forever!"

On Tang Sanzang's side, under the leadership of a eunuch, he lived in a luxurious soft house. This is a palace, and it is a relatively wealthy palace, which is completely different from the small countries he experienced before.

So when Tang Sanzang saw the arrangement of the palace, his eyes were filled with tears.

He recalled when he was in Datang, that room, those court ladies, those wonderful singing voices are all gone now.

"Apprentices, stay here for ten days and half a month. When the time is right, we are leaving."

Tang Sanzang yelled through the door, Sun Wukong, Monk Sha, Black Bear Monster and Sun Xiaosheng are all living in one room, which is called a comfortable place.

Tang Sanzang also knew that the reason why the king treated them this way was because the monster was shocked when the Dragon King of the Four Seas appeared before, so they were very polite to them, and Tang Sanzang also saw that the reason was an arrangement They stayed, and probably didn't intend to let them leave so easily.

This happened to fall into Tang Sanzang's mind, so it's hilarious.

If you want us to leave, we still don't want to leave. The food and drink are served here. When I have nothing to do, I will teach these three idiots a class, flicker into the group, and then I will be fine.

Anyway, at this threshold now, it can't be considered that I didn't work hard.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang really felt a pity, why didn't he think of it before?In this way, it wasted a lot of time just to see it in two levels.

I really don't know how to enjoy the blessings. Thinking about living in the cave for so long, it was a miserable life.

"Understood Master, I live here very well, no one can disturb me, I'm going to sleep."

The black fur monster yelled from the side.

Now their configuration on the road is different from before. According to the original configuration, Monkey King leads the way, Zhu Bajie carries the burden, and Monk Sand leads the horse. Then this becomes Monk Sand to carry the burden, and the black furmonster to carry the burden.

No way, the previous Tang Sanzang didn't have so much luggage, but the current Tang Sanzang is different.

There are two big pots alone, not to mention all kinds of pots and pans and various seasonings.

There is no way to do this. They have traveled all the way, either in the wilderness or in dilapidated temples and rotten houses. There is no place to cook properly. How can this be human?

Plus there is Monkey King, the super express brother, what ingredients can't be obtained?

So, on the shoulders of Monk Sha and the black fur monster, there is a kingdom of gourmet food.

For Monk Sha, he has nothing to complain about, he should have done it, but the endurance of this black fur monster is not enough, and his own burden is also heavy, which is very troublesome, so this journey, without fighting, just Tired the furbolg to death.

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===Chapter 816 A Bear Becomes a Spirit===

Finally, now that I have a top-level guest room in the palace, I just lay down and fell asleep without even eating.

This guy is all right, he has been able to enjoy some blessings by following Tang Sanzang all the way.

"Report to the holy monk, His Majesty the King has arrived!"

At this moment, someone outside reported.

"Why are you yelling? There are holy monks living here, what are you yelling for? Aren't you disturbing the holy monk's sleep?"

His Majesty the King hadn't opened his mouth yet, but the Huli Immortals, the Yangli Immortals and the Luli Immortals standing behind him spoke in unison.

"That's right, what are you shouting for!"

His Majesty the King added a sentence later.