I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"May I ask which house the holy monk lives in?"

the emperor asked.

"It's in this room."

A little eunuch had already led the emperor and several national teachers over.

"Here, the holy monk has a good appetite? How is the food?"

The emperor yelled.

"What kind of rice? Haven't eaten yet. Didn't you say that the food was delivered? It hasn't been delivered yet!"

Tang Sanzang was very speechless, he was already hungry, and he clearly told them to bring the rice, but even one person had rice, and you, the emperor, came to ask us how the food was after it was over?

What do you mean?

Seeing Tang Sanzang's unkind expression, the emperor's face darkened.

what's going on? !

It was clearly arranged, but someone dared to resist the order? !

Simply unreasonable!

Come on, show me the imperial dining room!

His Majesty the Emperor roared, and the whole palace trembled three times!

After a while, the guards ran over in a panic.

"Your Majesty, it's not good. The imperial dining room has been stolen and nothing is left."

"what!"

The emperor was taken aback!

what's the situation?

When the emperor rushed to the imperial dining room with a group of guards in a panic, there was a loud snoring sound from inside.

The emperor's face turned green.

"Come here! Take down the thief inside!"

The emperor gave an order, and many guards rushed in, but the guards behind were squeezed out by the people in front before they could go in completely.

"I wipe, run, there are monsters."

"Help, there's a big bear inside."

"Run, what are you squeezing!"

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze in."

"Run outside!"

As soon as the people inside entered, they saw a huge bear lying on the ground, about the size of this room, lying inside a pair of ingredients.

There are garbage scattered all around, all kinds of vegetables, meat, fish and so on.

Such a big bear is definitely not a normal bear, it is definitely a monster turned into a spirit.

Tang Sanzang and the others were also surprised, and quickly followed, but the fur monster couldn't knock on the door, so Sun Wukong and Sun Xiaoshengsha came outside the imperial dining room together.

"There are monsters?"

"Master, I heard that there are monsters ahead."

Sun Wukong turned back and said to Tang Sanzang.

"What? No way, there was no such situation before. How could there be monsters here?"

Tang Sanzang was very surprised. The previous main line did not exist. Besides, this country has the Great Immortal of Tiger Power, the Great Immortal of Sheep Power and the Great Immortal of Luli here. Ordinary monsters are not opponents. It stands to reason that no monsters should come to die ah.

In fact, this monster also has a sense of territory. After all, the previous monsters were all animals. In their animal period, they all had a strong sense of territory.

As the saying goes, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers.

Therefore, only this Immortal Huli can be the boss, and there can only be one boss.

You either join or die, it's that simple.

Therefore, according to this logic, it is impossible for monsters to exist.

That's really weird.

"Go, go in and have a look."

Tang Sanzang said.

"Fuck, why do I look at this big foot like Xiong Er?"

As soon as Monkey King went in, he found the black bear lying on the ground.

"Really? Come on, Lao Sha quickly close this door, we can't let people find out about this."

Tang Sanzang and the others gathered around the black bear monster. It really was this guy, but he was evil.

The door of the fur monster's room is closed, how did the fur monster get here?

And didn't you say that you have been sleeping before?

Why did you come to the imperial dining room?

Also, what is the purpose of this phantom body?

Although the black fur monster sometimes shows itself on weekdays, but those times are when they are fighting, but there is no such situation now, it is really troublesome.

"Monkey, what do you think?"

Tang Sanzang didn't have a clue no matter what he looked at, so he hurriedly asked Monkey King.

"Okay, okay, I knew there was this thing."

"According to my analysis, this black fur monster may be sleepwalking."

Monk Sha was talking on the side.

"I saw a man before, he was like this, he was always walking around by himself when he was dreaming before, but when he woke up, he had no memory at all, and he didn't know where he went, so he said he was sleeping here .”

When Monk Sha was an official in the Heavenly Court, he saw a lot of strange things.

The person responsible for this matter at that time was also a god. He himself had never known about this matter, and this morning, he would arrive at that place on time again.

So no one found out for a long time, but one night, a fairy's dormitory was stolen and a pair of slippers was lost, and this guy blew up the pot directly in the sky.

what's the situation?

This is the dormitory of the fairies, why would someone go in and steal things?

It's okay if this is a woman, but if this thing is a man, wouldn't it be over?

Therefore, the female fairy dormitory collectively reported to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor saw that it was also thunderous. Since the beginning of the world, and even since the existence of living beings, this theft has never occurred in the sky.

Monkey King 500 years ago was considered one, but those thefts were arranged, not really stolen.

But this time it's different, it's not just as simple as theft, but also offended many fairies.

The Jade Emperor was angry. As the saying goes, all the women in the world belong to the Jade Emperor. Even if they are not now, they will be in the future.

Check it out for me!

The order of the Jade Emperor was sent directly to every corner of the Three Realms.

Of course, the culprit did not take much effort to get the stolen goods. When the thief was discovered, the pair of fairy slippers were beside the bed, and the buddy was lying on the bed and fast asleep.

"Your Majesty, I really don't know what happened, I just kept sleeping."

"The conscience of heaven and earth, Your Majesty!"

This fairy is about to cry, what's the matter?

You said I slept soundly, who am I messing with?

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===Chapter 817 You have to dream!===

"how to prove?!"

In fact, the Jade Emperor caught the thief, and he couldn't believe it, because

Was it possessed by something unclean?

The Jade Emperor was also very surprised.

"Come on, lock me up first!"

The Jade Emperor also wanted to investigate and understand, but this matter was understood that night.

Because in the dungeon, in the middle of the night, the guy got up again, and then wandered around in the dungeon, from one end to the other, from one end to the other, frightening the gatekeeper half to death.

This guy didn't move at all when he walked, and he didn't have any normal eyes.

The gatekeeper was so frightened that he thought he had met a ghost, so he hurriedly reported it to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor understood, and then asked people to do an experiment, that is, put this person back, and then a group of gods did not sleep at night. Just wait for this buddy to sleepwalk by himself.

Then all the people followed this guy, and followed them for half of the sky, and the puzzle was finally solved.

But everyone was relieved.

Monk Sha only found out about this matter when it finally reached the Jade Emperor.

"Is there such a thing? Isn't this sleepwalking? But it's very strange, why didn't I see this kind of situation in the black fur monster before?"

This problem caused the black fur monster a lot of headaches. Could it be that the problem started only recently?

How can this be the case?

Could it be caused by being too tired recently?

"Master, what should I do now?"

Sun Wukong asked.

"Don't let anyone find out about this matter. Let's make a hole from the back, then take the black fur monster and retreat first, and I will deal with the rest."

Tang Sanzang thought for a while and said to Monkey King.

"it is good!"

Sun Wukong directly opened a big hole in the back wall, and then set up the black bear monster with Monk Sun Xiaoshengsha and rushed out, then turned into a puff of smoke and flew away.

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli outside also rushed over when they heard the news.

"what's the situation?"

"We heard something moving in here."

A few people came in and asked, they were also afraid that this monster would hurt Tang Sanzang or eat something, then their path to enlightenment and immortality would be cut off.

"Ang, it's okay. The monster made a hole in the back and ran away. My apprentices chased after him. You can ask someone to clean up this place, and then everything will be fine."

Tang Sanzang said, and walked out first.

"That's how it is. Are the three national teachers free? Come on, let's go out for a meal? My treat!"

Tang Sanzang turned around and asked, the three national teachers hurried over when they heard Tang Sanzang's words.

"Walk around, I know there is a good food street outside, what should we eat, holy monk?"

Immortal Huli approached with a flattering face.

"It's very cold, why don't you finish your mutton soup? It's been a long time since I drank it, and I'm really hungry."

Tang Sanzang thought for a while and said.

"Um, this holy monk, I'm here, isn't it appropriate?"

Immortal Yang Li came up, very depressed.

"Aww, I'm sorry."

Only then did Tang Sanzang realize that there was a sheep inside, so there was really no way.

so be it.

Tang Sanzang looked at the tiger and the deer. Fortunately, these two guys are not very common ingredients. If they follow a pig and a cow, well, they don't need to eat.