I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"Let's go, then let's go to Baoyue Tower. I heard that the girl there is Shui Ling."

Great Immortal Lu Li said.

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

Immortal Huli, Immortal Yangli and Tang Sanzang said in unison.

Then they gave each other an understanding look.

"Do you three want to become immortals?"

After listening to 38 pieces of music and [-] long dances, Tang Sanzang was full of wine and food, and only then did he start the topic.

"Yeah, big brother, can you see if there is any way out on your side?"

"Yes, master, you can save us."

"That's right, we've saved a lot of property over the past few years. If you have a chance, we can give it away."

The three started the sugar-coated cannonball.

"Do you think I'm a person short of money?"

Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows and asked, setting up a peanut.

"Yes yes yes, absolutely not lacking, who is the master, how could he be limited by these external things."

"What should I do?"

"Let me ask a question. Tell me, what is the purpose of your becoming immortals?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Nature is immortal."

The three said in unison.

"Then what about the immortality?"

Tang Sanzang continued to ask.

"After that? I haven't thought about it, have you thought about it?"

Immortal Hu Li asked the other two, and the other two also shook their heads.

"I haven't thought about it, do I still need to think about this kind of thing? If I live forever, I'll pick a blessed land, plant all of it with grass, and squat at the door to eat grass if I have nothing to do."

Immortal Yangli said.

"Yes, your idea is very good, and I really want to look like this. It would be great if there is a younger brother who can handle it."

Immortal Lu Li also asked.

"You guys can't do it. If it were me, I would find a mountain top, and then all kinds of rabbits, sheep, etc. would be raised on it, and no, sheep would be fine. In short, those small animals that can be eaten casually, and then you can time to eat."

Immortal Hu Li longed for it there.

"I said the three of you are enough, you are all gods, so this little pursuit?"

Tang Sanzang was a little speechless.

"Then is there any difference between your life now and the previous life?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"It's now, but now it's the establishment of monsters. This identity is different. Think about it. If I were a monster, I would still be breeding here. It would not be good to spread the word."

"That's right. If you do it like this, you probably won't have any chance to use it."

As monsters, they have this kind of obsession. After all, all people want to become immortals and Taoists.

Because the more you know, the more you will be in awe of some things. For example, if you didn’t know anything before, you would die if you died. There is nothing to worry about, but one day you suddenly know that there is such a thing as hell. What about this place?

How can it still exist in another form after death?

So I want to burn some paper, money, car, etc. to go down with me, so that after I die, I will live a more comfortable life.

But when I really went to the underworld, I saw that these things didn't come at all.

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===Chapter 818 You choose yourself===

What should I do?

After I found out that I drank Mengpo soup, I lost any impression.

Then I found out that there is such a thing as reincarnation, so what should I do?

Who should I bribe at this time?

Okay, after passing this test, I also know that the gods in the sky are all organized, so what should I do?

Therefore, becoming an immortal has become a great purpose.

But I know more about this later. After becoming a fairy, I will die, but what should I do?

There are countless worlds in this world, and they might be wiped out one day. So, this is not okay. If you want to live in such a stable way forever, but there is no way, you can only climb up step by step.

It is best to be able to get into the position of the core god. In this case, no matter where the upper team goes, it must bring an original team, because even if it is in a eccentric world, it can start working immediately. Absolutely no problem.

Therefore, under the premise that the goal is not very clear, the three national teachers inexplicably embarked on the cultivation of immortals.

"Well, according to Master, where is the way out for our brothers?"

Immortal Hu Li humbly asked Tang Sanzang for advice.

"Fuck with me!"

Tang Sanzang took a sip of the wine and said.

"Han with you? Where do you go?"

Great Immortal Lu Li asked.

"Do you know the history of the few of us?"

Tang Sanzang hasn't shown his trump card yet, because they didn't seem to know Tang Sanzang's real identity when they were in the same place before, otherwise, with their brains, how could they provoke Tang Sanzang and them at this time ?

Don't you die?

Also compared with Monkey King?

funny? !

However, Tang Sanzang was also very puzzled. It stands to reason that eating Tang Sanzang's meat can make him immortal. It has been spread all over the road to the west, but why hasn't there been any news about it?

They are monsters, eat me if they want to become immortals!

If I eat it directly, I can fly up.

How did it come to be like this? It doesn't make any sense at all. After spending such a long time, the effort is not directly proportional to the reward.

"Who is the master?"

Immortal Yangli asked.

"I am the legendary body of an immortal, the executive of the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss, Tathagata, do you know? That is my teacher in name, and one day it may not be who the teacher is."

"Just that monkey, that old monkey, he was the Monkey King who caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace five or eight years ago. Have you ever heard of this story? Have you heard of it? You only know one of them but not the other. Ah, if you don’t want to think about it, this Monkey King has demolished this heaven, how could he still be alive and kicking here? It doesn’t matter, can you do it? Did you see that with the iron rod? That’s your ancestor of Taoism A weapon made by Taishang Laojun himself."

"Needless to say that little monkey, his ability is about the same as that of the Monkey King. To be precise, they are even better than this Monkey King. Even if they have a poor background, they can be regarded as having mixed qualifications with me."

"That big man is the tallest one. As you can see, he is the former personal bodyguard of the Jade Emperor, the former celebrity, and now he is also gilded in my project. After completing the project, he can be promoted."

"There is also that black bear monster. He turned out to be the one Guanyin Bodhisattva had a crush on. He was recruited by me at a high price, and he is still following me now."

"What do you think of this lineup? Can you win the championship?"

Immortal Huli: "..."

Great Immortal Lu Li: "..."

Immortal Yangli: "..."

To be honest, these three guys have never thought that Tang Sanzang and his camp are so powerful. It is the peak of the second echelon if it is to exert its full potential.

But what they don't know is that this is not enough, far from enough. The three monsters can't realize this, but Tang Sanzang knows it very clearly.

"Master, are you still accepting people? Me!"

Immortal Huli reacted relatively quickly, and hurried forward to ask.

"Me too, master, just accept me, I'm absolutely unambiguous in going through fire and water and going through fire and water."

Immortal Lu Li also said on the side.

Immortal Yang Li on the other side saw that this was not good. These two guys were as smart as monkeys, and they couldn't just rely on their mouths.

Immediately pulled away the posture, and raised the etiquette of apprenticeship, it was a mess to Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang was stunned, it's that simple?

Originally, I thought it would take a little effort, but it turned out that I just didn't accept the effort.

Originally, Tang Sanzang had already thought about it. If these three guys don't want to enter, they will surrender by force in the end. At worst, they will be locked in this exquisite pagoda, taken away, and placed under house arrest. Let it out, if you don't nod, keep it closed.

When you find a little monster or something by yourself, you can let them go in and train soldiers.

So this was Tang Sanzang's original calculation, but he didn't expect Tang Sanzang to join the group directly after he finished talking about the background. For them, that is definitely an unattainable position.

Not to mention the three Taoist priests, they enshrined the statue of Sanqing here, but they themselves would not believe that Sanqing could come down to see them, because there were too many layers among them.

So, Tang Sanzang is still very safe.

"All right, all right, eat and talk, I will not accept this apprentice, and I can't accept it. If you continue to accept it, you will be watched by others. When the time comes, you will be wiped out. It is better not to be an apprentice. The author said, it’s not that I’m making fun of you three, you’re just fooling the common people, you really don’t have many ordinary skills, just look at each of you.”

Hearing Tang Sanzang's reprimand, the three of them lowered their heads and remained silent, because they knew that Tang Sanzang was telling the truth.

They could not refute.

"In this way, I have two places for you to choose. One is in Huaguoshan. The current development status is about 10,000+, it should be similar. The main thing is to hide. The main work of Huaguoshan is to defend and train in this place. Go. If you go, one, I think you can form a cloud formation, and you should study in this direction, there is no need to build a psychedelic for my Huaguo Mountain in the shortest time In the large formation, one is for hiding, and the other is for a certain attack power."

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===Chapter 819 Murder in the street===

Tang Sanzang picked up a chopstick of vegetables and said slowly, while Immortal Huli on the other side refilled Tang Sanzang's wine first.

"As for me, I don't expect you to be able to arrange such a powerful formation, and I don't expect those immortals to be able to kill them with one blow after they enter, but those heavenly soldiers, generals, and arhats at this level, even if they can't be killed , you have to give them to me so that they can't come in outside."

"what?"

"Heavenly Soldiers and Generals?"

"Kill?"

Hearing Tang Sanzang's words, Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli all opened their mouths in shock.

"Master, we didn't hear wrong, right? You were talking about the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, right? Why did you kill them?"

"That's right, master, you must have eaten something unclean, right? That's a god. If you do this, the people in the heaven will never stop dying for us."

"I'm not mistaken."

Tang Sanzang still spoke calmly.

"Of course it is true, and don't you think that I have already told you these things, if you want to quit, isn't it a bit late?"

Tang Sanzang looked at the three of them with a bit of meanness.

"Uh, master, this joke is not allowed."

Great Immortal Lu Li still looked at Tang Sanzang in disbelief. The power Tang Sanzang said just now is indeed powerful, but the power of this Heavenly Court and Xitian is even more incomparable. They are not stupid.

"Do you want this master to think about it?"

Immortal Yang Li also said.

"No, now that I have spoken, if you don't join the group, do you think I will let you go? In other words, if you are me, have you ever visited me?"

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli shook their heads in unison.

"Well, master, you just said that there is another choice, what is it?"