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The sky is heavy with smoke from the fires. Cars are overturned and burning in the streets. Explosions echo in the distance, and the screams of citizens fill the air. The city has become an unprecedented battlefield.

The warring sides? Heroes and villains together, in a bizarre alliance never seen before. The Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four—even Doctor Doom, Thanos, and Loki. All of them have set aside their old grudges and united for one purpose.

And in the middle of this destruction, only one man stands.

A man dressed in black, his coat fluttering in the hot wind, a mask covering half his face, and gloves pulled tight over his hands. His eyes hold a spark of amused indifference.

He looks at the devastation around him, then sighs before turning his gaze—not to the heroes or villains, but directly at the reader.

???: "Oh, you're here? Fantastic! I was waiting for you—I didn't want you to miss this epic show. Let's start with introductions, shall we? My name… well, my name doesn't really matter. But some people call me Maurice Blade. And I promise you, that name will be remembered in history! Why? Because for the first time in Marvel's history… everyone—yes, everyone—has joined forces just to kill me! Exciting, isn't it?"

He grins widely, lifting his arms as if basking in the chaos.

Maurice Blade: "Now, I know what's running through your minds, you tiny-dicked bastards… 'Oh my God, how can one man be so dangerous that even Captain America and Green Goblin are fighting side by side?' Well, the answer is quite simple: Because I'm a ruthless, goddamn genius, a diabolical mastermind, and, let's be honest, I have a bigger dick than all of you. Let's be real here, none of you had the guts to break the system the way I did, and that makes them feel like they just sat on a chair full of spikes with a plastic dildo in the middle. Am I wrong?"

A soft chuckle escapes him as he steps forward through the rubble. The heroes and villains slowly close in, their eyes filled with rage and focus.

Maurice Blade (calmly): "Guys, did you notice that you're so tense you forgot to wear your underwear? Why all the hostility? We're all friends here… Oh wait, no, hold on—you want to kill me, right? Fair, fair. But before we start… do you really think it's going to be that easy, you little dicklings?"

He vanishes for a moment—only to reappear atop a ruined building, looking down at the furious crowd with his signature arrogance. And before anyone can respond…

A familiar voice rings out, the voice of the one man capable of completely shattering the seriousness of the moment.

Deadpool (raising his hands excitedly): "Alright, alright, hold up! Before this goddamn awesome movie of explosions and dismemberment starts, let's take a moment to appreciate this guy right here!"

Deadpool turns toward the audience, as if he's performing stand-up comedy on stage.

Deadpool: "Ladies and gentlemen, give a big, steaming, flaming round of applause for the amazing, the dangerous, the insufferable… the goddamn Maurice Blade!"

He cups a hand to his ear as if hearing a crowd cheering.

"Yes, yes, I know—I'm mesmerized by him too!"

He leaps down from a crumbling building, approaching Maurice Blade, throwing an arm around his shoulder like they're old friends.

Deadpool: "Honestly? I love this guy! He's such a goddamn genius that I swear his dick must be tiny. Ruthless, sadistic, sarcastic in a way that makes me feel like I'm looking into a mirror. Are we long-lost brothers?"

"If you were a woman, Maurice, I swear I'd marry you on the spot! But… you're not a woman, and I'm not quite ready for that level of emotional commitment… So, I guess the only solution here is… should I go gay?! What do you say? Sounds like a fair deal?!"

Deadpool winks in an exaggerated manner, folding his arms behind his head smugly.

Maurice Blade (amused): "Ah, Wade, Wade, Wade… I know you're trying to distract me, but you're only making me want to exterminate all of you even more. By the way, your offer is tempting, but I'm a little busy committing global genocide right now."

Deadpool (placing a hand over his heart, pretending to be heartbroken): "Oh, damn! My heart just shattered... I need a moment... no, two moments... no, an eternal moment of dramatic sorrow!"

He suddenly leaps forward, shifting into a rare moment of seriousness, unsheathing his swords in a blink, his eyes locking onto Maurice Blade.

Deadpool: "But, sorry, awesome dude, I was paid an absolutely ridiculous amount of money just to stop you, and you know I can't resist cash! So, let's dance like it's a wedding, you fancy bastard!"

As Deadpool stands ready for battle, Maurice Blade calmly steps back, hands in his pockets, as if the situation isn't even worth his full attention. Deadpool eyes him suspiciously, raising an eyebrow beneath his red mask.

Deadpool (hesitant): "Okay… why do I feel like you're about to say something that's gonna make me regret all of this?"

Maurice Blade turns to him with a devious grin, raising a hand as if making a grand announcement.

Maurice Blade: "Oh, Wade, my dear Wade, I've decided… you'd make a fantastic addition to my collection!"

Deadpool lifts a finger as if to protest, but suddenly stops… shakes his head, then places his hands on his hips.

Deadpool: "Oh, that's great! Finally, I'm part of something important! But wait… what collection? And does it come with health insurance?"

Maurice Blade (slowly stepping closer, his eyes glinting with mischief): "A very special collection. Extremely exclusive. Not just anyone can join. But you… you will be the star of the show. You'll see, I've prepared a special corner just for you… with some very special tools… just for you."

Deadpool nods enthusiastically.

Deadpool: "Loving this! Keep going, keep going..."

Maurice Blade (leaning in slightly, whispering in a deep voice): "Every single day… I will let you experience the latest advancements in limb dismemberment. Not once, not twice… but forever. Doesn't that sound fun? And I will be there, every morning, to give you a warm kiss… because you, Wade, will be my dear, beloved wife."

A moment of silence.

Deadpool takes two slow steps back, placing a hand over his mouth as if trying to process what he just heard. He looks around at the surrounding heroes and villains, then very, very slowly turns back to Maurice Blade.

Deadpool (in a low voice): "Okay… I was NOT ready for that."

Maurice Blade nods in satisfaction, clasping his hands behind his back as if he just announced the most reasonable thing in the world.

Maurice Blade: "Of course, you weren't. No one is ever prepared for the overwhelming love and care I'm about to drown you in."

Deadpool looks around again, lifts a finger like he wants to say something… but stops… then violently shakes his head and gestures toward the rest of the heroes.

Deadpool: "Alright, guys, change of plans! This guy needs to die. NOW. IMMEDIATELY. Before he starts picking out a wedding dress!"

Maurice Blade chuckles lightly, while the eyes of heroes and villains dart between them—some trying to suppress their laughter, others unsure whether to feel fear or sheer terror.

Maurice Blade (with a calm smile): "Well then, my dear friends, let's dance… the wedding has already begun."

The wind howls through the battlefield, flames flickering atop the crumbling buildings, and for a few moments, every hero and villain stands frozen in place, staring at Deadpool and Maurice Blade in sheer disbelief.

Captain America leans toward Iron Man, whispering in a low voice.

Captain America: "Are we… are we sure this guy is the villain here?"

Iron Man (whispering back): "Honestly? I'm starting to think they're both the real problem."

At the same time, Thanos raises an eyebrow as he glances at Loki beside him.

Thanos: "This is weirder than watching Deadpool beat me in that ridiculous story of his."

Loki (flatly): "This is weirder than the fact that I'm still working with you people."

But amidst all the stunned reactions, Maurice Blade's smile fades for a moment. He places a hand on his hip, looking at everyone with a hint of irritation.

Maurice Blade: "Alright, are you all done with the cheap psychoanalysis? Because I didn't come here for a group therapy session. I came here… to crush you all."

In the blink of an eye, he moves! He vanishes as if he was never there, only to reappear atop a ruined building, a sword in hand, his grin returning.

Maurice Blade: "Alright then, let's see which one of you can last against me first!"

And in an instant, true chaos begins.

Thor hurls his hammer at him, but Blade dodges at the last second, his eyes gleaming as he leaps forward, gripping a small dagger, launching it directly at Spider-Man, who barely avoids it while swinging between the wreckage.

Spider-Man: "Okay, I am officially uncomfortable with this guy's energy!"

Deadpool, having already drawn his swords, leaps straight toward Blade, swinging wildly in a fast, reckless attack.

Deadpool (charging with excitement): "Don't worry, darling! I'll make you a widow real soon!"

But Blade stops him mid-air with a swift kick, sending him crashing into a burning car.

Captain Marvel rockets forward like a blazing meteor, aiming a punch straight at Blade, but he simply tilts his head at the last second, letting it pass by a hair. Then, with a casual yet devastating counterpunch, he sends her flying into a nearby wall.

Thanos steps forward, scowling as he raises his massive fist.

Thanos: "I've seen a lot of clowns in my time, but you… you are pissing me off in a way I did not expect."

Blade smirks calmly, tightening his gloves as if getting ready.

Maurice Blade: "And you've seen a lot of failures… but I promise you, this one will be your worst."

And in an instant, the two clashed in a brutal battle that shook the entire place!

The fight was still at its peak. Maurice Blade was battling everyone like he was indulging in a brand-new experience of pure insanity. But in one moment—a single mistake changed everything.

As he dodged a punch from Hulk and a lunge from Wolverine, he suddenly slipped off the edge of a crumbling building, crashing hard into the abandoned street below. He hit the ground with force, rolling until he slammed into an overturned car, his teleportation device shattering amidst the wreckage.

Lifting his head slightly, he glanced at the broken device beside him, then at the heroes and villains slowly advancing toward him, their faces filled with rage and determination.

Deadpool was the first to speak, dusting off his suit.

Deadpool: "Oh, no, no! This isn't fair! I had a whole other round of sarcastic quips planned before we ripped you to shreds! Damn it, this ending came way too fast!"

But Maurice Blade, despite his bad position, merely smirked as he stood up slowly, clutching his aching side. He looked at them all as if none of this really mattered.

Maurice Blade: "So… are you all finally ready to kill one man after grouping up like a bunch of scared children? What an embarrassment, honestly… I should be the one feeling insulted here!"

Captain America stepped forward, raising his shield cautiously.

Captain America: "Why don't you just surrender?"

Maurice Blade (chuckling softly): "Surrender? Me? My dear, I'm the only one here who isn't afraid. You're all just cowards hiding behind fake slogans, controlled by your governments or your pathetic principles that mean absolutely nothing."

Loki smirked coldly.

Loki: "You do realize we're going to kill you now, right?"

Maurice Blade (mocking grin): "Oh, I hope so… I'm honestly sick of seeing your miserable faces every time I ruin one of your little plans, destroy something dear to one of you, or even—wave your mothers' flags in front of you…"

His last words were enough to ignite everyone's fury.

In a single instant, heroes and villains alike lunged at him all at once, each delivering their most devastating blow.

Thor brought his hammer down with immense force. Wolverine drove his claws deep. Captain Marvel unleashed a powerful energy blast. Spider-Man kicked his head with full strength. Hulk smashed his body with one brutal strike. Even Deadpool emptied both his pistols into him, screaming excitedly:

Deadpool: "This one's for you! And this one too! Oh, and this—this is for our wedding that never happened!"

Within moments, it was over.

Maurice Blade's body fell motionless. There was no chance of survival. He had been utterly annihilated.

Silence filled the air.

Everyone stood there, catching their breath, staring at the corpse lying amidst the destruction. They expected something—an ambush, a final trick—but… nothing. He was dead. Just like that.

But then…

One of the villains stepped forward, calmly pulled out a pistol, and without a word… fired one last bullet into the corpse's head.

Everyone turned to look at him in silence, bewildered by his action. Thanos raised an eyebrow. Even Wolverine, who rarely cared about anything, seemed slightly surprised.

Iron Man (in disbelief): "Really? After all that, you thought he needed one more bullet?"

The villain shrugged nonchalantly, glancing at everyone as he justified his action with a simple response:

Villain: "I just couldn't stand him any longer."

Everyone exchanged glances for a moment, then shook their heads… and after a few moments, they began to leave, walking away from the corpse of the man who had forced them all to unite just to kill him.

But was this truly the end of the damn Maurice Blade?

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