Naruto: Create All That Defy Logic

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"I never expected Kira to have such a talent for pharmaceuticals. He's already this skilled!"

The Third Hokage sighed in amazement. Tsunade's actions were frustrating as always, so he simply put away the secret medicine on the table, waved his hand, and turned to leave, muttering, "Forget it! I won't get in the way here."

With that, he quickly walked off.

As he left, Tsunade's voice followed him. "I told you before—Kira is a prodigy. Why else do you think I broke my own rule and took him as my student?"

"Old man! Don't give him a hard time, or I won't let you off!"

The Third Hokage shook his head and thought, I'm not stupid. Now that I know his potential, I should be trying to win him over, not push him away!

At the same time, he made up his mind to further his efforts in pulling Uchiha Kira to his side, ensuring the boy worked for him.

If Kira could come up with such incredible medicine in such a short time, who knew what other breakthroughs he might achieve in the future? He was practically a treasure trove!

At that moment, the Hokage was secretly glad that Tsunade had taken Kira as her student—it gave him an opportunity to get closer to the boy and gain his trust.

Meanwhile, Tsunade waited until the Third Hokage was out of sight before standing up abruptly, ready to leave her office and find Uchiha Kira.

She muttered under her breath, "That brat hasn't even been at it for long, and he's already come up with something like this?"

"No way—I need to check this out! And maybe grab some of those Body Strengthening Pills for myself."

After all, her combat ability was largely based on her physical strength and taijutsu. If she could easily enhance her body and taijutsu skills, that would be a huge win.

Buying them? Forget it. She was so broke she could barely afford booze anymore.

Just as she was about to leave, a knock sounded at the door.

"Knock, knock, knock!"

Tsunade sensed the familiar chakra signature outside and raised an eyebrow. "Oh? What a coincidence."

More importantly, Kira had managed to avoid running into the Third Hokage just now. That was something worth thinking about.

She sat back down, folded her arms, and called out, "What are you standing out there for? Get in already!"

With a creak, the door opened, and Uchiha Kira stepped in, smiling. "Sensei! I came to see you!"

"And I brought you something nice."

As he spoke, he lifted his right hand, revealing four bottles of fine liquor, and in his left hand, a large porcelain jar.

"Sniff, sniff—"

Tsunade's nose twitched slightly. The next moment, she vanished from her seat and appeared in front of Kira, snatching the four bottles from his hands.

Then, in a flash, she was back at her desk.

Using a tiny chakra scalpel, she sliced through the string binding the bottles together, grabbed one, and popped the cork.

A rich, intoxicating aroma spread through the room instantly.

"Mmm! That smells amazing~~!"

She tilted the bottle up and took a few big gulps.

"Ahh~~"

Feeling the fiery heat sliding down her throat, she exhaled sharply, waving a hand at her mouth. Her cheeks flushed slightly as she praised, "Damn, this is good! What kind of alcohol is this? Where'd you get it?"

Uchiha Kira shrugged. "I brewed it myself. Actually, I'm planning to partner with my clan to open a distillery and mass-produce it."

"I figured you'd like it, so I brought you a sample."

"Since you enjoy it, from now on, consider your alcohol supply covered. You can come by my place anytime to grab some."

Kira respected and appreciated Tsunade greatly. When she taught him medical ninjutsu, she didn't hold anything back.

She even passed down her signature superhuman strength technique to him.

Not to mention, she always looked out for him. Offering her some alcohol in return was nothing.

"Oh? You said it, so don't go back on your word! Heh heh!"

Tsunade grinned, delighted, as if afraid he might change his mind.

"I won't!" Kira chuckled and shook his head.

Then, he placed the large porcelain jar in front of her. "By the way, this is for you too. It's my newly developed Body Strengthening Pill. It's excellent for enhancing physical abilities and improving taijutsu."

Leaning in, he whispered, "This is a special edition. It's stronger than the version I plan to sell. Keep it to yourself, Teacher. If others find out, I'll be in trouble."

"Oh?"

Tsunade set down her bottle, opened the jar, and took a sniff. She nodded knowingly. "So this is different from the one the old man had... Clever kid."

She gave Kira a thumbs-up and praised, "That's how it should be!"

"You're not dumb enough to just sell top-tier stuff to anyone."

"Seeing you this sharp puts my mind at ease!"

She had planned to remind him of this exact point when she went to see him earlier, but it turned out Kira was already ahead of her.

The kid was crafty.

"Don't worry—I won't give it to anyone else, and I won't spread the word. You should be careful too."

Tsunade popped a pill into her mouth and swallowed it. Then, she sealed the rest away in a scroll, savoring the effects as she spoke.

"I will." Kira smiled and nodded.

Tsunade closed her eyes, focusing on the pill's effects. A moment later, her eyes lit up as she looked at Kira meaningfully. "Impressive! It's four times stronger than the market version."

"The boost to my physique is obvious, and there are almost no side effects. This is perfect for me! Make sure to give your instructor plenty of these in the future."

"And under no circumstances should the original formula get out."

She had noticed something remarkable—the pill even slightly enhanced her vitality.

If someone consumed enough of them, the effect wouldn't just be minor.

And vitality was directly tied to lifespan.

Something this powerful could be a blessing—or a curse.

Because if word got out, he might not be able to keep it.

"Got it!"

Hearing her serious tone, Kira understood that Tsunade had uncovered the pill's biggest secret. He nodded just as seriously in response.

Seeing this, Tsunade finally relaxed. She took another sip of her drink and asked, "So, tell me—why'd you come to see me today? Hit a bottleneck with your super strength training?"

That didn't seem right.

Given Kira's talent and chakra control, the super strength technique shouldn't be a problem for him.

"No, that's not it."

Sure enough, Kira shook his head and explained, "I want to learn some basic sealing techniques from you, Sensei."

"I'm working on a medical seal, but I hit a roadblock due to my lack of knowledge in sealing jutsu."

"The Uchiha archives don't have much on the subject, so I had no choice but to come to you."

"Here, this is my current concept and progress. Please take a look, Sensei."

He took out a scroll, unsealed it, and spread out a pile of notes in front of Tsunade, looking at her expectantly.

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