Naruto : Extra player

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**Chapter 2: System Functions and Unwanted Backstory**

Kirito's excitement hit an all-time high as he whispered, "Status!" He braced himself for that beautiful blue screen to pop up. He waited. And waited. And waited some more.

Nothing.

Panic settled in. *No blue screen?! Where's my golden finger?* His mind raced as if it was late to an important meeting. He tried again, a little louder this time. "Status... Window... OPEN!" And like magic—finally!—the translucent blue window appeared before him. Kirito let out the most relieved sigh of his life.

"Whew, okay, at least I'm not completely screwed."

But that relief was short-lived as he glanced over his status window. What greeted him made his eyebrow twitch uncontrollably.

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**Name:** Kirito 

**Surname:** Uchiha?/Uzumaki?/Senju?/Hyuga? (Please select one or add new)

**Age:** 4 years, 9 months 

**Level:** 1 

**Title:** N/A

**HP:** 100 

**Chakra:** 9500 (locked) (Genin)

**Bloodlines:** 25% Uchiha, 25% Senju, 25% Uzumaki, 25% Hyuga

**Stats:** 

-Constitution - 2

- Strength: 2 

- Stamina: 3 

- Agility: 3 

- Intelligence: 28 

- Wisdom: 19

**Status Points:** 0

**Comment:** 

*A child with many bloodlines, but due to the dilution, the purity is low. There's a possibility he will never fully awaken any of his bloodlines. Additionally, some of his bloodlines are incompatible, leaving his body weaker than a civilian.*

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Kirito blinked. Once. Twice. Then he blinked a third time just to be sure.

First off: his **name**. "Wait… Uchiha *slash* Uzumaki *slash* Senju *slash* Hyuga?" He scratched his head. "So, what am I supposed to do? Rotate my last name every week? Like, 'Hey guys, I'm Kirito Uchiha today! Tomorrow I'll be Kirito Hyuga. You never know what you're gonna get!'" He snorted, already mentally deciding he'd mix it up for laughs.

But then his gaze landed on the **chakra** stat. "What the... *9500 chakra*?! I've got Senju AND Uzumaki bloodlines, two families known for having more chakra than a tailed beast on steroids, and you're telling me it's just genin level Naruto had chakra of at least 1000 genin at my age ? This is a scam! I've been scammed!"

The comment section caught his attention next, and it only got worse from there. He read it aloud, disbelief dripping from his voice.

"*Weaker than a civilian*? Are you kidding me? I have the blood of four of the strongest clans in the entire shinobi world, and you're telling me I'm basically a noodle-armed kid who'll get winded walking up the stairs? This is some kind of joke, right?" He looked around as if someone would jump out from the corner with a camera and shout, "Gotcha!"

But no one did.

"And what's this nonsense about my bloodlines being *incompatible*? *Incompatible?!* They all come from Kaguya, the same woman! She's like the original ninja grandma, and you're telling me her genetic leftovers don't get along? What, is there some kind of bloodline feud going on inside me? Uchiha genes staring down the Hyuga genes like 'we don't play well together'?"

And uzumaki and senju having a cup of tea while watching them fight instead of increasing my chakra level and making my body into a sage body ??

He threw his hands up in the air. "I swear, only I could manage to get the *cheat* system and end up worse off than a random civilian. This is the opposite of overpowered! I'm underpowered!"

With a groan, Kirito plopped back onto the bunk bed, staring at the ceiling(rear of the top bed). *This can't be happening. I finally get to live in the Naruto world, but my stats are straight-up insulting.* He glanced back at his Strength stat. "Strength 2? I'm as strong as a toddler who's eaten too many cookies. My agility is 3? That's barely faster than a sloth on a bad day."

He sighed deeply, letting the reality of the situation sink in. But then, with a mischievous grin, he said to himself, "Okay, so I'm basically a weakling with more bloodlines than sense. But hey, I'm still in Naruto, right? Even if my body's weaker than a wet tissue, I'll figure something out. I mean, I've got *some* chakra... somewhere."

Suddenly, a thought occurred to him. "Wait, does this mean I won't awaken the Sharingan? Or the Byakugan? Or *anything*?!" He bolted upright, panic flooding him again. "Oh no, this is worse than I thought. No cool dojutsu powers. No epic clan jutsu. I'm just... just..."

He paused, blinking. Then he let out a nervous laugh.

"Maybe I'll just be *that* guy. The one who's all talk and no bite. You know, I'll make it work. I'll be the ninja world's greatest scam artist. They'll be too busy trying to figure out which clan I belong to that they'll forget I can't do anything!"

As Kirito lay in bed, half-laughing at his own miserable stats, another question wormed its way into his mind: *Wait, where am I anyway?* He glanced around the room again. It had all the charm of a shoe box—plain walls, dull furniture, and absolutely no sense of luxury. *Is this... an orphanage?* His confusion deepened. *Why am I in an orphanage? I've got the blood of four powerful clans! Shouldn't I be in some Uchiha compound or a fancy Senju mansion with gold-plated tatami mats?*

And then, as if the universe was mocking him, another blue screen popped up in front of his eyes. This one had a single, infuriating word plastered at the top:

Backstory.

Kirito's lip twitched. "Great... the plot thickens."

With a sigh,

He braced himself and began to read.

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