Naruto : Extra player

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**Chapter 3 : Unwanted Backstory 2**

He braced himself and began to read.

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**Backstory:** 

Your maternal grandparents had one of the most ridiculous love stories (if you can even call it that) in history. Picture this: the Warring States Period, an era where ninjas threw hands (and kunai) first and asked questions never.

One was a fierce Senju warrior, the other a Hyuga from the branch family, and like the rest of their clans, they were too busy trying to kill each other to exchange pleasantries. 

During one particularly nasty battle , fate—or perhaps sheer incompetence—sent them both tumbling off a cliff. Not in some poetic, slow-motion tragedy, but in a full-blown, flailing-limbs, undignified plummet straight into a rocky ravine. By the time they hit the bottom, both were too injured to keep fighting, so they dragged themselves into a nearby cave to wait for either rescue or a slow, miserable death. 

Now, a sensible duo might have used this time to strategize or recover chakra and healing wounds or at least glare at each other in bitter silence. Instead, trapped, exhausted, and riding the high of sheer adrenaline, they somehow decided that the best course of action was to… well, make a different kind of battlefield negotiation. One thing led to another, rational thought took a backseat - and they had a one night stand

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Kirito choked. *"WHAT?! A one-night stand... in a cave?! So, what, did they just roll down the cliff and think, 'Well, we're stuck, might as well get it on'?!"* He buried his face in his hands, already regretting reading this. 

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Your Senju clan, known for the clan's infamous fertility issues, somehow got pregnant from that single night. Your Hyuga grandfather? He bailed with the world best excuse, not wanting his daughter (your mother) to be cursed with the Caged Bird Seal. 

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He stopped reading to let out a snort. *"Of course he ditched. Classic ninja move—sleeps with someone, then throws a smoke bomb and vanishes into the night. Nice job, Grandpa Hyuga."*

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Your mother grew up in the Senju clan, never awakening byakugan or knowing her father. Meanwhile, on your father's side, your grandparents were an Uzumaki and an Uchiha who ran away together like a couple of rebellious teenagers. After the founding of Konoha, your Uchiha grandfather returned to his clan, dragging your father with him.

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Kirito groaned. *"Wait... so my dad was the product of a runaway romance between an Uzumaki and an Uchiha? Seriously, my entire family tree is just a mess of forbidden relationships and dramatic cliff falls. What's next? Was my father raised by wolves?"*

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After the First Great Ninja War, your father and mother met on a mission in Which your father was a leader. They fought together for two years and spent their nights...uh.... getting to know each other a little too well. Your mother became pregnant, and to hide it, she withdrew from the frontlines, while your father covered for her absence

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Kirito's face scrunched up in pure cringe. *"So, I'm basically the result of some wartime and missions 'night activities' that went a little too far. I don't know whether to be impressed by their multitasking or disgusted by how cliché this is. What were they doing, holding hands while launching fireballs?" No wonder my bloodlines are all mixed up... I'm literally the product of a battlefield romance novel!"

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When you were born, Kirigakure ninjas attacked the location where your mother was hiding. Both of your parents were killed in the ambush, but you survived. A genin found you and brought you back to Konoha. Since no one knew your parents, you were raised in the orphanage. 

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Kirito stared at the screen for a good minute, trying to process what he had just read. Then, as if the weight of it all crashed down on him at once, he shivered so hard it felt like his soul was trying to escape from his body.

*"What... the hell was that?! My whole existence is like a bad ninja soap opera!"*

He paced around the room, running a hand through his hair. "So, let me get this straight... my grandparents were star-crossed lovers who fell off cliffs and ran away from their clans, my parents had battlefield hookups, and now I'm the result of their... *fun activities*... AND I ended up in an orphanage because no one knew who they were?"

He threw his hands in the air. "Great! Just great! My family tree is a chaotic mess of romance and poor decision-making, and I'm the lucky guy who gets to inherit the legacy of 'oops, I fell down a cliff and got pregnant!'"

sleeping together in caves—what is this, a ninja dating show? Ninja Bachelors: Warring States Edition?!"

Kirito plopped back onto the bed, staring at the ceiling. "Honestly, why didn't they just hand me a bingo book entry titled 'Walking Bloodline Disaster'?"

He again imagined his bloodlines holding a dysfunctional family meeting inside his body. The Uchiha genes glaring at the Hyuga genes like, *"We're too cool for you."* Meanwhile, the Uzumaki and Senju genes were sitting in a corner sipping tea, completely ignoring the tension. 

"*Incompatible bloodlines*, my butt. It's like I'm hosting a civil war in my veins. Uchiha and Hyuga probably have dueling clubs set up, while Senju and Uzumaki are arguing over whose chakra I should be using." Kirito chuckled, despite himself.

He paused for a moment, his mind racing. *"So... I'm stuck in an orphanage. No clan support. No special training. And apparently, I'm weaker than a civilian. This is what happens when you mix ninja clans like they're ingredients in a ramen bowl—nothing good!"*

He snorted, shaking his head. "Honestly, my backstory sounds like something someone wrote after binge-watching too many ninja dramas. Maybe I should just tell people my tragic tale and watch them cringe as hard as I just did."

With a resigned sigh, he flopped back on the bed again, arms spread wide. "Well, looks like I'm on my own, with no clan, no cool powers, and a backstory that would make even the lamest anime villain laugh."

He chuckled to himself one last time. "Alright, ninja world... bring it on. I've survived reading *this*, I can survive anything."

Just as kirito declared this another pop up apeared this one pop up is the most pleasing pop up yet 

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End of Chapter 3

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for every 20 stones 1 extra chapter till we reach chapter 10 the stones that i gave myself wont be counted-_-

Next chapter will be released when I get atleast 1 comment or review

Thanks for reading~