Naruto: I Have Doraemon

"Well... this kind of thing doesn't matter anymore!"

Naruto waved his hands helplessly, trying to brush off the situation. He already knew Boruto's identity—what kind of mystery was the kid trying to play at?

Dad's happiness, huh? You can't even begin to imagine it, so just drop it!

"Yeah? You really don't want to know?"

Boruto was surprised by Naruto's indifference. He quickly retorted loudly, "Mom is prettier and gentler than Aunt Sakura! Don't you want to know? Aunt Sakura has such a bad temper—she's not right for you at all!"

Boruto had decided. He was going to match up his mom and dad, starting now!

"What are you talking about..."

Abruptly, a murderous voice cut through the air from behind Boruto.

"Ah... this voice is..."

Boruto's face turned pale. His body stiffened as he slowly turned his head. Trembling, he stammered, "L-Little Sakura Aunt..."

Behind him stood Sakura, fists clenched, her pink hair billowing as if moved by an invisible wind. Her eyes burned with fury, and her presence was like a lion roaring across the valley.

So scary!

Cold sweat poured down Boruto's forehead. His legs trembled uncontrollably as he thought, I'm doomed.

"Sakura, what are you doing here?"

Naruto, hearing the commotion, turned around and asked casually.

"I was worried about you, so I came to check if everything was okay," Sakura replied sweetly, her tone doing a complete 180 as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's. "Naruto, you're fine... but who's this brat? Why does he keep calling me 'Aunt' and you 'Dad'?"

Despite her gentle tone toward Naruto, Sakura's suspicious gaze frequently darted to Boruto, scrutinizing him.

"This guy's definitely hiding something," Sakura muttered to herself.

Boruto, still under the intense glare of Sakura's sharp eyes, muttered nervously, "She's so scary... Aunt Sakura is terrifying..."

Sakura's initial act of sweetness didn't last long. Hearing Boruto repeatedly call her "Aunt" was like pouring oil on a fire. Considering herself a twelve-year-old girl, being called "Aunt" by someone around her age was beyond unacceptable!

"You little brat! You've crossed the line!"

Sakura exploded with anger. She lunged at Boruto with a yell, fists ready to deliver a lesson he wouldn't forget.

"Aunt Sakura, I didn't mean anything bad! Dad, save me!"

Boruto scrambled to dodge Sakura's furious assault, his voice trembling as he called out for Naruto.

"You insolent brat! Not only do you keep calling me Aunt, but you have the audacity to call Naruto 'Dad'!? I don't have a son like you!"

Sakura, who prided herself as the only woman worthy of Naruto, grew even more enraged. Her fists sped up as she roared in fury.

Seeing Sakura's fist about to connect with his face, Boruto panicked. Drawing on his Chakra, he quickly retreated a few steps.

"Huh? Who are they?"

As Boruto backed away, he suddenly spotted two familiar figures shopping nearby. Without hesitation, he sped toward them.

"Mom! Aunt Hanabi! Please help me!" Boruto cried out as he hid behind the two women, clutching Hinata's clothes like a lifeline. "Aunt Sakura is trying to hit me, and Dad isn't stopping her!"

Hinata and Hanabi froze, staring at Boruto as though he were insane.

"Is this kid... sick?" Hanabi muttered, raising an eyebrow.

Hinata, blushing furiously, looked at the boy clinging to her. Though she felt awkward being called "Mom" by a stranger, for some reason, she didn't feel entirely uncomfortable with it.

"Mom? Aunt? What nonsense are you spouting, you little brat!?" Sakura yelled, storming up to them. Standing in front of Hinata and Hanabi, she clenched her fists, glaring at Boruto.

"Step aside, Hinata! This brat needs to be taught a lesson!"

Hinata hesitated for a moment before stepping forward. "Maybe... maybe let it go, Sakura. He might have some... um, issues."

Sakura paused, narrowing her eyes at Boruto. "Issues?"

Hinata's explanation planted a seed of doubt in Sakura's mind. Boruto's behavior was a bit ridiculous. Maybe he really did have some kind of problem.

However, Boruto was utterly speechless at Hinata's words. What do you mean, I have a brain problem!?

"Dad! Hurry up and come here!" Boruto shouted toward Naruto, who was still standing off to the side, watching the chaos. "This is my mom! You'll marry her in the future! Aunt Sakura isn't right for you—Mom Hinata is your wife!"

"What?" Sakura froze, her eyes wide with shock.

"Naruto is your father? Then who am I supposed to—"

Hinata, who had initially maintained her calm, was completely startled by Boruto's words. She subconsciously repeated part of his statement, her face going pale as she felt her blood rush to her head. Moments later, her vision went dark, and she fainted on the spot.

"Elder sister...!"

"Mother!"

Hanabi, standing beside Hinata, and Boruto, who was directly behind her, immediately moved to support her as she began to collapse, both shouting in worry.

What the heck! My mother's personality and temperament are completely different now compared to the future!

How is she supposed to outshine Aunt Sakura at this rate? This is so frustrating…

As Boruto helped steady Hinata, these bitter thoughts churned in his mind.

Naruto quickly stepped in, reaching Hinata just as she lost consciousness. He gently took her from Hanabi and Boruto's grasp.

"Little Sakura, I'll take Hinata home first. I'll explain everything to you later..."

Noticing Sakura's fiery glare and realizing she was about to speak angrily, Naruto interrupted her before she could begin.

"Boruto, Hanabi, let's go."

Naruto didn't wait for a response, turning on his heel and heading toward the Hyuga Clan compound with Hinata in his arms. Boruto and Hanabi hurriedly followed, leaving Sakura behind in a flurry of pink hair and anger.

"That brat! It's all his fault!"

Sakura clenched her fists, frustration bubbling inside her. "Naruto, whether you like Hinata or not, I won't give up on you! And as for that brat..." She growled. "Boruto, you'd better watch out!"

With that, Sakura turned and stomped off in a sullen mood.

At the Hyuga Clan Compound

"Naruto? What happened to Hinata?"

As Naruto approached the gates of the Hyuga compound with Hinata in his arms, they ran into Neji, who had been heading out. Neji's sharp eyes widened in surprise as he took in the sight.

"It's nothing serious," Naruto replied quickly. "Hinata just got a bit dizzy. She needs to rest."

Without further explanation, Naruto continued inside with Hinata, Hanabi guiding the way.

"Uncle Neji! It's so nice to meet you!"

Boruto's eyes lit up at the sight of Neji. He bowed respectfully and called out, "We'll talk more later—gotta go!" Then, without waiting for a response, he rushed after Naruto.

Neji stood frozen in place, staring after Boruto in stunned silence.

"Uncle...? Uncle??"

The words echoed in his mind, and Neji's expression twitched. What did that kid just call me...?

Shaking off his confusion, Neji narrowed his eyes with a glimmer of suspicion and quickly followed them inside.

Inside Hiashi's Residence

Naruto burst into the Hyuga household, carrying Hinata directly to her room, while Hanabi trailed behind him. Hiashi and his wife, who had been seated nearby, stared in utter shock at the scene unfolding before them.

"This is outrageous!" Hiashi barked, his conservative nature kicking in. He immediately rose to follow them, intending to get answers.

"Grandpa, Grandma!"

Before Hiashi could leave the room, Boruto hurried over, half-kneeling before them respectfully. "It's an honor to meet you both. My name is Uzumaki Boruto. Please forgive me for intruding today!"

"Grandpa? Grandma?"

Hiashi and his wife exchanged bewildered glances, looking at the boy as if he had grown a second head.

"When... when did we have a grandson?" Hiashi's wife murmured, still trying to process the situation.

"Not just that—how is he the same age as my daughters?" Hiashi added, frowning in confusion.

Hehe… Genius move, Boruto-sama! Boruto thought smugly, a sly grin forming on his face. By making them accept the fact that my parents are destined to marry, I'll ensure my existence in this world remains intact. Thank me later, future Boruto!

Seeing their bewildered expressions, Boruto nodded to himself, pleased with his plan as things slowly began to fall into place.

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