Naruto: I'm Vergil

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After Dante followed behind vergil, he looked at him with some fighting spirit but soon threw it aside "let's get some pizza".

When Dante came towards the gate like portal a wave of dizziness hit him hard then, he was instantly outside of konoha.

"That's super useful" Dante looked around before seeing Vergil walking away from the pizza place direction "hey didn't we agree on getting a pizza".

Vergil: you lost, so your getting what I want.

Dante: damn.

After walking around for a while they finally got to the place Vergil wanted to get food from, it was ichiraku ramen stall.

Dante: this place brings back a lot of memories.

Vergil: hmm, are you saying that you haven't been coming here often, Interesting.

After taking their seats, teuchi came over and asked for their meals, "what, it's you guys, my you have both grown up quickly".

Teuchi was staring at their outfits with a little bit of strangeness and thought [those outfits must cost a lot, they look like nobles].

Dante was wearing his DMC 4 outfit while Vergil was wearing his DMC 5 outfit.

Soon after ordering their meals, ayame came out from the back of the stall, then froze upon seeing Dante.

Ayame: you!?, where the hell have you been.

Dante just froze, stared into another direction like he was about to make up and excuse, looked back at Ayame and said "I was just, busy, yeah that's it, I was busy" while scratching the back of his head.

Ayame clenched her fists almost making them turn white until "don't think I don't know, you have been going to that mall for meals, almost everyday".

Dante: huh?

Vergil who was sitting aside started looking between the two and thought of a good plan, he looked at Ayame and said "hey, what's your name".

Ayame looked at vergil "huh? It's Ayame".

Vergil looked back at Dante with a smile then back at Ayame "do you like him, are you planning to be my sister in law" (best wingman).

Ayame: ah, huh? me, what?.

She was blushing furiously and lost her thinking CPU and couldn't process how direct his words were.

Vergil: your both adults, in their 20's, do you both plan on being alone till your in your 50's, this isn't a Chinese Enoch story, you wont live forever.

He looked at Dante again with a hint of meaning, [we'll live a long time Dante I'm doing this for your own good, having one woman in your life is better than having none].

Dante had no idea what was happening and Ayame was blushing even more, while teuchi who was making ramen opened one of his eyes while listening to the conversation and vergil saw a hint of purple showing at the corner of his eye.

[Interesting, so you really are an otsutsuki member] vergil was pleasantly surprised and thought again [this is good, our bloodline passed onto another otsutsuki would be a terrifying prospect].

But he was thinking even more [what if he isn't an otsutsuki member but just another uchiha with the rinnegan, it'll be even more surprising if he was madara's child with a senju bloodline, after all he did have that prospect once when he read the stone tablet, before defecting]

Ayame broke him out of his dilemma by speaking "I.. I don't mind".

Dante: huh? What?

Vergil: good, then it's settled, from now on you two are officially a match, I hope to become an uncle soon.

'crack'

Everyone looked towards the sound and saw teuchi holding something, he turned around and said "ah, my bad, the spatula seems to be frail".

But he was thinking inwardly [damnit, become an uncle, what is this, some sort of offering, shouldn't I be the one saying such words].

As the four were in a dilemma a voice came from behind them "hey! I finally found you".

Vergil was the first to turn around and he saw Yuhi walking over at a fast pace and he murmured "crap, this isn't good".

Soon after Dante turned towards the sound after hearing Vergil's mutter, he looked back and forth and he thought [huh? Doesn't Vergil already have that blonde woman, is this a love triangle].

Yuhi came over quickly and she grabbed vergil by his collar "you, have a lot of balls running away from me".

Vergil was looking completely and utterly comfortable before saying "I didn't run, I had matters to attend".

Yuhi: well you can't run now, you know why.

Vergil:...

Yuhi:...

Yuhi looked around with a red face seeing stares from all directions and then felt it was even more than enough reason to do it.

She pulled a test result, and Vergil's eyes widened and he stumbled on his seat while thinking [impossible, why is it always a one night time, does it have a higher chance or something].

Dantes eyes widened too, he looked at vergil and thought [damnit, I'm gonna be uncle of two] unbeknownst to him he is an uncle of 4 (Tsunade, pakura, hina and now Yuhi) hina is 3 months away from birth and now Yuhi is a full 8 months away from it.

Yuhi: well, what are you gonna do now.

Vergil: uh, naturally help.

Yuhi face showed veins [help, I want you to be mine, not a financer].

Vergil was thinking a lot right now [should I just tell her I have more than 300 women or just say I'm busy either way this'll hurt her fragile mind].

Yuhi who was grabbing his collar dragged him away quickly and said "sorry everyone, but I'll be taking him away".

Some time after.

Vergil: where are we going.

Yuhi: you'll see soon.

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