Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Obito

Chapter 27: Konoha in Shambles, Danzo’s Dick Fully Erect



"I'm going to the toilet!"

"What...?"

Obito blinked, then raised an eyebrow at the red-faced little loli.

"Why don't you just do it right here?"

"What?!"

Yugao Uzuki froze like she just heard the most blasphemous thing in her life. Her head turned slowly, eyes wide in disbelief, then her expression contorted with outrage.

"Pervert! Are you seriously a pervert?!"

"You're like seventy or eighty years old!"

"The legendary Madara Uchiha is actually a damn pervert!"

"..."

Obito's eye twitched.

This loli… Where the hell did the dignified, beautiful Yugao Uzuki from the anime go?

This brat clearly didn't know how to read the room. When he let her out last night, she instantly tried to make a run for it, so he just tossed her back into the Kamui space and went to sleep.

"I can let you out to go to the bathroom, sure. But if you try to run again… next time, forget going to the toilet. I'll lock you up so hard you'll wish you had diapers."

"Hmph."

Guess that was tacit approval.

A moment later, in the hotel room, the sound of flushing echoed from the bathroom. After a while, Yugao Uzuki walked out with a cold expression, face still a little red.

"Hurry up and eat. And hey... don't tell me you didn't wash your hands."

"I did!"

She shouted instantly like it was a matter of honor.

"Hmph."

She stomped over and sat down obediently at the table.

"What, gave up on running away already?"

Obito asked with mild amusement.

"I can't escape anyway..."

She'd tried running over ten times yesterday. Every time, caught. At this point, Yugao Uzuki had started to rot mentally.

"By the way... what exactly are you planning to do with me?"

"I'm still a student. I haven't even graduated ninja school yet. What use could I be?"

Then her eyes narrowed. "You're not actually a pervert, are you?"

Yugao Uzuki growled, stuffing food in her mouth like it had insulted her.

"Of course not. I'm planning to train you into a proper tool person who works for me."

Obito replied calmly, like he was talking about morning chores.

"No way! I won't betray Konoha!"

She slammed her hands on the table, righteous fury in her eyes.

Tch.

Obito clicked his tongue. Time to escalate.

"Oh, Yugao Uzuki... If you don't cooperate, Hayate Gekkō will be diced into sashimi right in front of you."

"And don't even think about suicide. If you die, I'll have him buried with you."

He said it with a smile. Casual. Cheerful, even.

But Yugao only heard the insanity behind it.

"How do you... how do you know about him?!"

Hayate Gekkō—her neighbor, childhood friend, just a year older. He lived nearby, they'd grown up together. She'd never even mentioned his name.

"You don't need to know that."

Obito's Sharingan glowed as he stared at her, tone dropping just enough to chill her spine.

"Here's all you need to understand... what you want doesn't matter."

"I'll take you apart, body, chakra, and soul, until not even the Sage of Six Paths could put you back together."

"Believe it."

"You…"

Yugao Uzuki felt her soul crack a little.

"I'm not even a genius… There are other people way more talented than me. Why are you targeting me of all people…?"

"Because you're eye-catching."

Obito said it with a straight face like he was explaining science.

'Can't exactly say I just got interested in making a tool woman and happened to bump into an anime side character on a whim.'

Tbh he thinks he is quite fucked up... first he had Orochimaru syndrome, now he has Ayanokoji Kiyotaka syndrome... do I actually like to cosplay?

What's next, acting like... Sukuna? Start calling people "brat" while flexing cursed abs?? Obito thought as his imaginary self, now shirtless and covered in edgy tattoos.

Hearing Obito's words, Yugao's cheeks flushed. She ducked her head and focused on her food, eating a little faster.

"Sure enough, he is perverted..."

After finishing their meal, Obito took Yugao Uzuki with him through Kamui and quietly left the Land of Fire.

And on that very day, explosive news spread like wildfire across the entire ninja world

The Nine-Tails in Konoha Village had broken free from its seal, gone on a rampage, caused massive destruction, and Best of all... the Fourth Hokage had died in the process of sealing it again.

"Hahahaha!"

On his way back to the village, the Fourth Raikage roared with laughter, his voice booming like thunder after hearing the news.

"Tch, I was pissed the Yellow Flash got away… but what do you know... he still ended up dead! Now that's what I call Subarashii!"

"Bee! Pick up the pace! This is prime time. As soon as we're back, rally the troops—next target, the Land of Fire. Konoha!"

Land of Earth – Iwagakure Village

The Third Tsuchikage stared at the scroll in his hands and smiled with clear satisfaction.

Even though they'd lost some of their elite shinobi, removing a massive threat like the Yellow Flash and watching Konoha take heavy losses? Yeah. Totally worth it.

Land of Wind

The Fourth Kazekage Rasa looked over the intel and smiled faintly.

Land of Water

As for the Fourth Mizukage? He barely glanced at the report, tossed it aside, and moved on.

The ninja who brought the intel quietly admired him from behind.

'As expected of Mizukage-sama... No matter the situation—joy, anger, or tension—he stays cold, calm, and steady as a rock.'

Meanwhile — Konoha Village, Hokage's Office

"That's the whole story from start to finish. He said... he was just returning a favor."

"I see. Alright, Kushina... you should go back and take care of Naruto for now."

After Kushina left, Sarutobi exhaled a deep breath and puffed hard on his pipe.

Troubled times...

The Fourth Hokage was gone, along with many loyal shinobi.

And now came the aftermath... funerals, rebuilding, compensation, reassignments... an entire mountain of work.

Then there was the masked man… possessing both Sharingan and Wood Release. Just thinking about that kept him on edge.

Not to mention, the forbidden scrolls and classified documents missing from the Hokage residence.

And that mocking little note left behind, scrawled right on the shelf.

But none of that mattered more than stabilizing Konoha.

Sarutobi had to step out of retirement, retake the mantle of Hokage, and restore faith in the village.

All of it for Konoha.

What the Hokage didn't know was that Obito had intentionally shown off Wood Style.

He wanted the Uchiha clan massacre to happen...no detours, no redemption arcs.

The moment they started suspecting a Uchiha could control the Nine Tails and use Wood Release, it was over.

Obito just handed them the perfect reason to go full extermination.

And Danzo? That bastard probably came in his robes. This was everything he ever wanted... his wet dream laid out in real time.

An unstoppable force with both Uchiha and Hashirama's power, controlling the Nine Tails.

That's the exact power Danzo craved for himself to crush opposition, seize control, and finally take the Hokage seat he'd been drooling over for years.

One Month Later

The ripples of the Fourth Hokage's death had yet to fade.

First, Sarutobi Hiruzen officially returned from retirement to resume duties as Hokage.

When the ninja clan lands were reorganized, the Uchiha Clan was pushed to the village's edge just like in the anime, boxed in by loyalist clans close to the Hokage.

Then, as if waiting for the right moment, the Hidden Cloud Village struck, launching another war against Konoha.

With options limited, Sarutobi had to send Danzo to the front lines and called for Jiraiya to return urgently.

He didn't trust Fugaku enough to give him real authority. The Hyuga Clan had no experience leading full-scale wars.

The Nara were brilliant tacticians, but lacked battlefield power. His own son wasn't qualified either.

And Orochimaru?

Still in the village but ever since Sarutobi chose Minato over him for Hokage, he'd withdrawn into the shadows.

Giving Orochimaru a shot at glory again? No thanks. That was just asking for trouble.

Especially now that Orochimaru had already cozied up to Danzo behind the scenes.

In truth, Sarutobi had almost no one he could fully rely on anymore.

Konoha... had never been this weak.

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