Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Upon receiving notification of the attack, Yako, Naoto, and Itachi immediately ordered Konoha to enter martial law. At the same time, they gathered a large number of jonin and special jonin to discuss what to do.

"How could there be such a big monster?"

Some jonin couldn't believe it.

"Big?" Yako snorted coldly and said: "According to the latest reports, another creature has appeared, even larger than the previous one. It is estimated to be more than two thousand meters long."

Many shinobi swallowed their saliva.

"What? Are you afraid?" Naoto looked at the people present and said lightly: "It's not surprising to be afraid. After all, even if the opponent does nothing and falls from the sky, a corner of Konoha can be wiped out."

His words managed to shake the shinobi present, returning them to lucidity.

A part of Konoha destroyed?

What if their families are in that part?

Besides, how many attacks could they withstand before Konoha is completely razed to the ground?

Seeing how the shinobi present began to regain their composure, Yako and the others sighed in relief.

"We don't know where these creatures come from or what their intentions are." Yako said firmly. "But we can't allow a threat of this magnitude to simply pass through our skies."

Itachi added: "Moreover, according to our inference, the other party is likely to be hostile and it is unlikely that they will pass by."

"So..." Yako stood up, her gaze determined. "Prepare for battle. Don't hesitate for a second. We must eliminate these enemies before they cross the borders of Konoha!"

"Report!" A ninja hurriedly entered.

"What's wrong?" Yako asked.

"My lords, there is the latest urgent report."

"Give it to me!" Receiving the report, Yako barely read it as her face turned pale.

"What's wrong?" Naoto asked worriedly.

"Those damn monsters have started attacking!" Yako said as she threw the report on the table in fury.

Itachi took the report. His expression darkened as he read it.

The monsters had begun releasing small versions of themselves, which invaded nearby cities and exploded on contact.

The two cities and nearby towns had been completely devastated.

"Self-destruction?"

"How can there be such an attack method?"

"Split? Or clone?"

The shinobi began to argue nervously.

Kakashi stood up and said in a deep voice: "Everyone, we don't have time. The two new cities are not far from Konoha."

Guy excitedly interrupted him: "Kakashi, my eternal rival! I'm sure you already have a plan! I knew I could trust you!"

Guy gave a thumbs up with his usual bright smile.

Kakashi took a deep breath and looked at Guy helplessly.

"Kakashi is right." Yako interjected. "We don't have time. Everyone, get moving!"

She then added: "According to the information, these monsters seem to be connected to each other. If we attack one, the others will react immediately. Therefore, we must use different methods to deal with each creature."

"In short, we cannot repeat our attack strategies."

The shinobi present looked at each other, worried.

Itachi stood up and said with a smile: "Don't you have confidence? Then let us Uchiha clan take the initiative!"

When Itachi finished speaking, Shisui led a group of Uchiha shinobi to prepare for battle.

The rest of the shinobi present, seeing this, decided to start moving as well. They couldn't allow the Uchiha to take all the glory.

Meanwhile, Yako and other leaders coordinated the ordinary shinobi.

Although the effectiveness of the giant crossbows and explosive tags had been reduced, they were devising new strategies.

...

On the outskirts of Konoha.

Dozens of Uchiha shinobi had arrived

They were all Jonin, and their faces showed cold smiles as they watched the monsters approaching from a distance.

Shisui turned his gaze to two specific ninjas. "In a moment, use Earth Release to lift us into the air."

"Understood!" The two ninjas replied firmly.

Shisui addressed the rest of the group. "Then, we'll all use Fire Release together. I want to roast these things alive!"

"Yes!" They answered in unison.

When Shisui and the others were close enough to the monsters, he gave the order.

"Now!"

The two ninjas quickly formed seals.

"Earth Release: Earth-Style Wall!"

A series of platforms were repeatedly and precisely created, propelling the Uchiha jonin upwards.

Within seconds, dozens of Uchiha were on an elevated platform, face to face with the monsters.

"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"

The flames roared in perfect synchronization.

[Boom!]

Even the gigantic monster was engulfed in the scorching flames.

From the center of the fire, high-pitched hissing sounds, similar to the hissing of a snake, were heard.

Suddenly, the enormous creature fell from the clouds, hitting the ground with such tremendous force that the earth shook as if an earthquake had struck the area.

The rest of the Jonin who had just arrived were amazed by the scene.

However, as Jonin, everyone quickly recovered. Soon, everyone began to act.

The jonin performed a series of combined ninjutsu and achieved something extraordinary: they split one of the creatures in two!

...

"Wood Release!"

With Yamato's seals, a tree began to grow at a dizzying speed. In a matter of seconds, it reached a height of over a hundred meters.

However, the Jonin present looked at Yamato, who was panting with exhaustion, with obvious contempt.

"Don't look at me like that. I'm not the First Hokage! I did my best."

Yamato looked angry.

The problem was the flying monster. To attack it, they needed to reach heights of over a hundred meters. So all kinds of jutsu that would help them ascend were put into practice.

The problem was the big tree that Yamato had created… At first glance, it was more than a hundred meters tall, enough, right?

So why was it so thin?

Damn! It could barely fit a person standing up… and on top of that, the person had to stand on one foot!

Kakashi looked at Yamato with dead eyes and said: "I heard that with Wood Release you can summon the True Several Thousand Hands…"

Yamato's face darkened as he remained silent.

'If I know that trick, what do I need you for?

I can get rid of all these monsters by myself.'

'By the way, I'll kill you too.'

'Let you despise me!'

"Kakashi!"

Aburame Shibi suddenly said: "My insects inform me that those monsters can be infested, but not for long. Listen to my signal."

"Understood, Shibi. I'll leave it to you! Guy, it's your turn!"

Kakashi prepared himself.

Guy nodded determinedly. "The Eight Gates, Fifth Gate: The Gate of Limit, Open!"

[Boom!]

A surge of chakra began to emanate from Guy's body.

"Go, Kakashi!"

Guy grabbed Kakashi and threw him with all his strength.

At great speed, Kakashi landed on the back of one of the creatures.

"Chidori!"

With agile movements, Kakashi formed the seals and thrust the Chidori into the monster.

A wound opened on the monster's back as Kakashi began to run wildly over its body.

Although the wound seemed insignificant compared to the size of the monster, it was a start.

"Shibi!" Kakashi speaks through the earpiece.

"Understood!"

Under Shibi's direction, a swarm of insects invaded the monster, devouring its insides and releasing toxins.

"Kakashi, time is up, leave the monster's body!"

Kakashi complied and quickly escaped.

The next moment the monster unleashed a burst of power. Bursts of electricity ran through its body, but the insects had already accomplished their mission.

"Electricity can't handle everything." Shibi said calmly.

The monster began to convulse irregularly. Its movement slowed visibly.

"Ten seconds." Shibi announced in a calm but smug voice. "If it's a living creature, as long as it's poisoned, it will die."

Several jonin frowned, annoyed by his arrogant tone.

Meanwhile, Kakashi continued to fall from a great height.

"Kakashi!"

Guy rushed over with a roar, running all the way to pick up Kakashi.

"Wait, wait, Guy!" Kakashi, who was already forming seals, was alarmed to see him running towards him like a madman.

"I'm here to save you!"

"I don't need it!!!"

"Here I come!" Guy screamed and rushed forward like crazy, then created a large pit beneath his feet before leaping into the air.

The amazing momentum made people's scalps numb.

Kakashi looked terrified and shouted: "Guy, I don't need it, I really don't need it, please, go away, go away...ah!!!"

Guy caught Kakashi in the air, disrupting his seals.

They both fell to the ground, hugging each other, rolling for several meters until they stopped.

A deep mark was plowed on the ground.

When they finally stopped, Guy beamed. "Kakashi, my eternal rival! Are you okay?"

"Yes… barely."

Kakashi rolled his eyes.

Almost died!

"Kakashi, are you moved? You don't have to thank me! You and I are brothers, to you... woo, I'm so moved! This is Youth!"

Tears flowed from Guy's eyes like waterfalls.

Everyone: "..."

"So disgusting!"

"Is this the first day you met them?"

"Why are these guys Jonin? I always feel like there's a risk of infection when someone goes on missions with them."

"I don't want to be like that even if I die!"

"Unfortunately, they are both incredibly strong."

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