Chapter 111: Attacked by a fat man
Kai and his Party exited the slave auction and walked toward his mansion. Normally, he would have had everyone ride in the carriage, but he purposely didn't do that this time.
Even during the night, tons of people were still enjoying themselves. People were shopping, playing around, going on dates, or returning to the Adventurer Guild to turn in their quest.
"Where is your home?" Kyana wondered, walking a bit closer to Kai but keeping her guard up in case he did something suspicious.
"You'll see." He smiled, looking off into the distance.
"Ugh, my legs hurt! Can we just ride in the carriage?" Amaya complained, jumping on Kai's back.
"There's a reason why we're walking instead of riding in the carriage right now." He informed them. Turning his head very slightly, he sensed a group of people approaching their location, surrounding everyone.
Just as multiple hidden figures surrounded Kai and his Party, a luxurious carriage crafted entirely out of gold pulled up in front of everyone, blocking their way forward.
The door opened, and a fat man stepped out of it, his belly hanging out of his clothes.
"Hello, everyone. Sorry to take up your time, but do you mind sparing a few minutes?" A man asked, bowing to show respect.
"What do you want?" Kai rolled his eyes, knowing what was going to happen. It was so cliche.
"I want your elf." Widebelly pointed. "Give her to me." He demanded
"You have one million gold?" Kai asked.
Widebelly scoffed. "Do you not know do I am? Your youth shouldn't be an excuse for your ignorance. I don't need to pay a lowly commoner such as yourself."
"Do I need to know the name of every pig that roams the street?" Kai retorted. Although he didn't need it, he took out his weapons, making them invisible to the naked eye.
"How dare you speak to Lord Widebelly that way! He can have every one of you killed!" The attendant shouted in anger.
"Pffft! Widebelly? What kind of name is that?!" Sasha couldn't help but laugh at the man's name, not caring about how she was disrespecting him.
"Oh my gosh! He's so fat! If we feed him to wolves, they wont go hungry for weeks!" Amaya commented, truly awestruck by how fat he was.
Gwen was the only one who kept her composure, but inside, she was laughing her ass off.
'What is up with them? That's a noble! Do they want to die?!' Kyana couldn't believe her ears. Kai and everyone there were making fun of a noble without a care in the world, something no one in their right mind would do.
Even Nadya was shocked. She knew the prestige nobles carried and how they would do anything to keep their honor intact. Insulting one would mean certain death, but here Kai was, casually insulting the man as if he were the son of a god.
"You ignorant commoners! I'll show you what it means to mess with a noble!" Widebelly yelled.
"By commanding the assassins you have around us to attack me and my girls?" Kai asked with a smirk.
Widebelly was stunned. 'How did he know about my elite squad? They're the best when it comes to stealth!'
"Not only can I sense them, but I can see them as well." Kai pointed to one of the men who stood next to Widebelly and blasted a hole in his head. The man died and shimmered into the light.
"W-What the fuck?! How did you find him?! N-No, attack!" Widebelly demanded.
"Need any help?" Gwen asked
Smirking, Kai stretched his body and cracked his neck. "Nah, this will be a good time to show our new members my power."
A dominating force enveloped the area, forcing everyone except Kai's Party to the ground. They felt all the bones in their body crack under the pressure, and the ground started sinking, creating body-shaped craters.
"I get so wet when he does this." Amaya purred, licking her lips.
'W-What?! This is M-Master's power? I-It's at least Tier-10! Is he a superpower?!' Nadya wondered, looking at Kyana, who was wondering the same thing.
The anger and resentment they had instantly vanished, replaced by fear and curiosity.
"I-I-I'm sorry! I-I'm s-sorry! P-Please don't h-hurt me!" Widebelly begged. Unlike everyone else, the pressure on him wasn't as intense since Kai wanted to hear the man beg for his life.
Seeing the panicked look on Widebelly's face made Kai smile. "What's with the switch-up? One moment, you were talking all high and mighty, looking down on me for being a commoner. Where did that energy go?"
"I-I'm sorry! Please d-don't kill me! I'll give you a-all my elves! I have a lot of them!"
"Oink." Kai demanded
"W-What?!"
"Oink, like the fat pig bitch you are if you want to live." Although he didn't know it, there was a sadistic expression on Kai's face.
"B-But I'm a noble! That's humiliating!"
"Guess you want to die." Kai raised his blade, ready to cut the man's head off.
"Wait! Oink! OINK! I'm Oinking! Oink! Oink!"
"Pwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Look at him, y'all! So fucking fat and stupid. Oh, god, that was funny as fuck."
"I-I can live now, right? Oink! Y-You'll spare my life, oink?"
Kai looked down at the fat bastard, pleading for his life. Seeing the happy and relieved look on his face pissed Kai off.
"No."
"W-Wha-"
Before Widebelly could finish, Kai crushed his body under the pressure of his mana. Then, he did the same for every assassin and the attendant, killing them all in one go.
"Ahh, that felt good. Wow, that should not have felt good. I just killed people. Well, they were trying to kill me first, so it's okay. Nothing good would come from hypnotizing a fat bastard like him anyway."
Walking over to the carriage, Kai spotted ten scared elf women huddled together.
"Here." He healed them all, then broke the collar they had on their necks.
"Now you are all free."
It took a bit for the realization to kick in, but once it did, they were very grateful.
"E-Excuse me, sir. We have more friends and family at Master's...at that fat bastard's home. C-Could you help us rescue them?" An elf asked.
"Hmmm." Kai truly didn't care to help them, but there was no harm in doing so.
"My brother."
"You called?" A clone of Kai appeared out of thin air.
"You know what to do, right?" Kai smirked
"Hell yeah! Save the elves, steal all of the fat man's wealth and..." He spoke to Kai telepathically.
'And fuck them to kingdom come.' The clone smirked
'My man!'
The two Kais dapped each other up.
"I'll be back in a bit." Clone Kai took off with the elf girls.
"Alright, now, it's time to go home." Main Kai teleported everyone to his mansion.