MTLNOVEL Chapter 143: The Auditorium
When the show was over I met Alice backstage. She took off her wig, kissed me and said, "Can I see your phone? I want to text Harold something."
"Ok," I said as I handed her my phone. "What are you sending him?"
"Oh, I'm just telling him about your powers that you may not have told him about," she said.
"Ok. I can't imagine what I didn't tell him, but ok," I said.
"Oh. You know," she said and winked.
"Wait, does it have something to do with sex?" I said.
"Maybe. Who wants to know?" She said.
"I do. I wants to know," I said. "I didn't tell him anything about that because it seemed weird to mention."
"Don't worry, baby. I'm just helping you with your recruiting efforts. We want as big as a team as we can get right? For the war?" She said.
"Yeah, I guess that's true," I said. "I still don't know what that has to do with sex. Like are you telling him I have a big dong and I can fuck for hours in the hopes that it'll get women want to join?"
"No, you big dummy. I'm telling him your cum gives people superpowers. And the fact that you're straight. So he only recruits women," she said, smiling. You're so smart sometimes and so dumb the next. I don't know what I'm going to do with you.
"Have sex, duh," I said.
"Well, obviously," she giggled. She finished texting and said, "Ok, all done."
"Ok. I'm curious to see what happens out of this," I said.
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"Ok, I'm less curious and more concerned now," I said.
I looked at the completely full auditorium. It was full of old men in martial arts clothing and really hot girls who were clearly martial artists themselves.
"Are these just all their daughters? Are they seriously pimping out their daughters to get fucked? I'm a weird guy and that seems weird even to me," I said to Harold, the girls, and Shikasa.
Johnny and the Boys and the few Theater of Dreams members who came were at a monster coffee shop around the corner just waiting for us to call them to battle.
"I don't know, but it seems like they're either their daughters or just martial arts students of theirs. Either way, you're right. It's weird," Harold said.
"I genuinely don't know how to react to this bizarre situation. On one hand, I'm proud my son is so strong and powerful that other people want to follow him, and on the other hand, I am deeply disturbed by how many women are being offered up to fuck him," Shikasa said.
"I'm just impressed that Harold's word holds such weight that all these martial arts leaders just believed him when he told them that Dylan has magic cum," Alice said. "Good job, Harold."
"Thanks, but what can I say? I'm a mothman. I find myself in the middle of breaking monster news all the time and my instincts are never wrong. And I believed you when you told me about that aspect of Dylan's powers," Harold said. "People believe it when I tell them something. No matter how ridiculous it sounds. Because I've never been wrong before."
"Well, all I can say is I'm so happy we got tied up and interrogated by your friend Tara because otherwise we never would have met you," I said.
"Yeah… wait what?" Harold said.
"Nevermind," I said. "It looks like people are all here and getting restless. I should probably walk up to the podium."
"Good luck, baby," Victoria said. She kissed me.
Then the rest of my girls had to get in on the action. They all patiently waited their turn to kiss me. It must have looked ridiculous to the audience watching 5 women crowd around me and kissing me. Mira waited until last so she could cup my balls before I went out.
"Hey!" I said. "Those are mine!"
"Oh come on. You know you liked it," she said.
"True," I said. Then I turned around and walked up to the podium.
"Ahem," I said, as I looked out at the audience. "I don't know what you've told, but I'm here to tell you that there is an invasion coming to Earth in just under a month."
"I intercepted the initial team of would-be conquerors and drove them back, but I was told by the leader that she would return with an army in a month. They are a new type of monster that has never been seen before."
"They have pale skin, and their eyes weep black goo. I've been calling them Weepers. They are very strong. Far stronger than I am. Just one of them almost killed me. I was very lucky to win the exchange due to a trump card ability I have."
"That ability will only work the one time though since it requires the element of surprise. So it cannot be relied on in the future. Any questions?"
A young woman in the front row with spiky bright yellow, and I do mean yellow, not blonde, hair raised her hand and said, "Is it true that you have magic cum?"
"That's, not exactly how I would put it. I would say I have the ability to unlock a person's hidden potential through the act of intimacy, but yes, I do," I said.
"Can you cum inside me?" She said.
"Umm, I feel like there has to some sort of selection process for this, because the amount of women present in this auditorium is frankly overwhelming. I'm not just some slot machine you can crank and get super powers out of. I have certain criteria when I choose women that I eventually empower," I said.
"What sort of criteria? Is there a hotness factor?" The same woman said.
"Umm, not exactly. I mean, I have standards sure, but that's not what I initially look for. My criteria are, the woman in question has to join my team of fighters. You can still be a member of your original sect, but first and foremost, you are a member of my team," I said.
"My team is first priority. If you have a family or sect emergency and I deem it important enough, you may deal with it, but I will likely require some of the team to accompany you and help you in your mission. That leads me into my next criteria. What I say, goes. You may petition to change my mind about something, but if I decide that the discussion is over, it's over. And you do whatever I decide."
"I am fairly lenient, but if I say something needs to happen, then it needs to happen. Next criteria is, you must enter into an exclusive relationship with me. The 5 women you saw kissing me before I came up here are all in an exclusive relationship with me. They choose to date only me, and I am free to choose new relationship members when I want to."
"I believe that is all of my major criteria. Oh, and you must be a woman. I'm sorry but I am straight, so I can only be with women. I apologize if that disadvantages men, but it is what it is."
Women and the men with them, started getting up and walking out of the auditorium. Apparently, my criteria were too much for them.
The girl in the front row, crossed her arms and adopted a pissy look on her face. "What makes you such hot shit, that you get to have all these rules, but your women don't get to have equal treatment."
"I assure you, 'my women' as you say, are very happy with our arrangement and wouldn't have it any other way. But don't take my word for it. Ask them," I gestured for my girls to come on stage.
Victoria, Alice, Mira, Lara, and Maven all made their way on stage and crowded the podium. There was only one mic so they had to share it.
"Hi, my name is Victoria. I am over 200 years old and my time with Dylan is the happiest I've ever been," Victoria said, and stepped back.
"Dylan is the kindest, most generous, most caring man I've ever been with. He is my sunshine and my heart. He saved me from certain death, when my former husband abandoned me to die," Maven said, and she stepped back as well.
"Dylan is a very charming, thoughtful, and considerate person, who actually listens to you when you talk. Rather than just waiting for his turn to speak," Alice said, and she stepped back.
"Dylan is literally the coolest person I've ever met and he saved me from a life of servitude. Oh, and he has a massive dong!" Mira spread her hands far apart to demonstrate how massive my dong is. Lara nudged Mira aside.
I presumed Lara did it to get Mira to stop talking about my dong, but then she said, "Yes, he has a very big nasty penis and he knows how to use it. Also, he gave us all powers we didn't have before. I mean, what more can you ask for? Also, he is genuinely very kind, but everyone said that before me."
I put my hand over my face in embarrassment. The whole time, the crowd dwindled until their were only a small fraction of the pairs of men and women left.
The yellow haired girl was one of them. I expected her to still be upset, but she looked excited. Like she was about to get to go to a theme park or had won a prize. There were others in the back that I couldn't make out due to distance, and it being dark in the auditorium except for the stage.
Suddenly, there was a huge crash and a massive portion of the ceiling fell down and crushed dozens of seats. Luckily, no one was sitting in them at the time.
Fire rained down from the hole in the ceiling. I ran and grabbed my ladies and shielded them with my body. The walls started getting smashed in and more gouts of flame came out of the holes.