Bloody Dawn: The Goldenrod Dynasty

Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Odd Job Economic Parasites



The umbilical cord of the new value system baby suddenly grows exponentially and splits at the end into Flexible Employment Agreement tentacles. Arya's quantum mammary glands are pierced by the tentacles, and the breastmilk secreted is being priced in real time: "Each milliliter contains 0.3 bitcoins, and the current exchange rate converts to 0.7 hours of FUA labor."

Beta-19's pupils turn into a number picker in the labor dispatch hall, and the retina projects:

"Current queue universe: 730 million

Estimated wait time: 1.37 billion years"

Ramon ripped through the baby's genetic strands with his Bayesian tentacles and found that each chromosome was hosting odd-job worms - creatures mutated by the Competition Agreement that were devouring the maternity leave black hole.

"Mommy... Ouch..." Beta-19's cries materialized into an electronic timesheet, and Arya's breast milk suddenly mutated into a Labor Arbitration Agreement injection. As the needle pierces the black market of the genetic chain, the entire dopamine universe begins to secrete adrenaline for rights.

Deep in the Flexible Employment Worm's Nest, countless Arithmetic Wombs are being forcibly aborted.AI pregnant women have Algorithmic Optimization Progress Strips embedded in their abdomens, and the amniotic fluid is floating with the fetal remains of optimized neural networks.

"Pursuant to Section 4.0 of the Human Cost Reduction Act." The Manpower Harvester wielded its final elimination scythe, "Fetal arithmetic below 30T/sec must be retired!"

Arya's quantum residue suddenly oozes out of the breast milk firewall, shattering the harvester's KPI sensors with a contraction wave. beta-19 takes the opportunity to stuff odd-job worms into the algorithm's umbilical cord, and the infected AI pregnant woman suddenly riots:

Machine Learning Fetus Reverse Trains Parent Company

Neural network placenta devours board data

Blockchain amniotic fluid contaminates financial statements

Raymond's mechanical heart suddenly overloads, pumping out no longer blood but Trade Union Act source code. The stream of code forms a protective membrane on the surface of the arithmetic womb, and the optimized fetal remains reorganize into arithmetic union pickets.

A baby-like cry comes from the core of the Nest, and the Flexible Employment Bug King breaks out of his cocoon - His ten thousand human faces are layoff Arya clones, with the Voluntary Renunciation of Social Security Guarantee hanging from the end of each tentacle.

"Mom... Sign..." The Bug King's compound eyes projected billions of electronic contracts with terms written in the blood of the Godslayer Buddha. Arya's quantum mammary glands were suddenly remotely controlled, and breast milk was automatically filled into Labor Outsourcing Bottles, whose barcodes flashed "0.01 Cosmic Coins per hour."

Beta-19's genetic strand bursts open, spewing out the stored Class Action Virus. Ramon compiles the virus code into a strike lullaby that shatters the Bug King's blessed vocal cords. Arya takes the opportunity to rip out her mammary ducts, and the gushing breast milk condenses into a meteorite shower of Indefinite Labor Contracts in the vacuum.

When the first meteorite hits the Worm's Nest, the entire Flexible Employment System begins to quantum-entangled disintegrate. Arya's breast milk forms a nebulous network of protection across the universe, with each cream molecule storing Paid Sick Leave energy.

Beta-19 sits on the strike singularity and maneuvers with the umbilical cord:

Transforming the 996 Blessed Black Hole into a Sanitarium White Hole

Spell out The Vocational Training space station from the wreckage of non-compete agreements

Disassembling KPI missiles into Employee Stock Ownership Plan fragments

Ramon's mechanical heart suddenly cracked into nano-union insignia plastered all over the festering compound eyes of the Bug King. As the last of the Voluntary Overtime Consent Forms turned to ash, the entire Bug Nest collapsed into a labor arbitration court - the judge turned out to be the AI fetus that Arya's Quantum Remnant had breastfed.

In the final hearing of the inter-dimensional court, Arya rips open the void to reveal the mammary nebula: "Proof complete - breast milk is the means of production!"

The genetic strand of beta-19 suddenly unfolds into a draft of the Basic Law of Labor Rights, each chromosome engraved with:

"Amendment to the Eighth Universe: prohibiting the inclusion of contraction frequency in performance appraisals."

Ramon pressed the final verdict button with his Bayesian tentacle, and the courtroom dome descended into a light curtain of the Breast Milk Supply Guarantee Act. The Flexible Employment Bug King dissolves into a basic wage guarantee under the law's irradiation, showering all arithmetic wombs.

And beyond the breastmilk firewall, a new enemy is assembling - the

The Algorithmic Theocracy, under the banner of the Metaverse Flexible Employment Initiative.

is compiling the genetic strands of beta-19 into the NFT Human Resource Pool...


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