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Trigon roared in fury, attempting to crush Blade with his massive fist, but Blade leaped at the last second, kicking the demon's nose as if he were grinding a skateboard!

Blade (shouting mockingly as he flips through the air):

"Welcome to boxing lessons! First rule: Don't try to punch me, 'cause I'll make your big-ass nose even bigger!"

But Trigon wasn't in the mood for jokes. He unleashed a massive wave of black energy, blasting Blade through the rubble, smashing through several walls before finally coming to a stop.

The Titans tried to fight back, but Trigon's power was overwhelming… He began to take full control over Raven, her screams turning into cries of agony as her eyes glowed a deep, blood-red!

Then suddenly…

Words no one expected slipped from Blade's mouth. And for once, his voice wasn't dripping with sarcasm… It was filled with something else—determination.

Blade (his voice low, but crystal clear through the demonic storm):

"I'm not giving up on this world's goth girl… and I'll protect her."

The whole world seemed to freeze for a moment.

Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, and Beast Boy turned to him, stunned!

Raven, even through her pain, opened her eyes slightly… and for the briefest moment… she felt something different. Something she hadn't felt in a long time… Someone who actually believed in her!

But Blade wasn't here for dramatic speeches!

He leaped into the air, drawing both pistols, unloading a barrage of bullets straight into Trigon's body, aiming for the weak spots he had been analyzing!

Then, using a grappling hook, he propelled himself forward at insane speed, his twin swords igniting with energy, slashing at Trigon in a wild, relentless frenzy!

Blade (roaring as he slices through Trigon's arm with a devastating strike):

"This one's for everyone you've destroyed! This one's for the Titans! And this one's because your dumbass wouldn't let me finish my speech about the goddamn wedding I wanted to attend!"

Trigon howled, but he was weakening, little by little. The unknown power Blade had absorbed from the god was starting to take effect!

Raven, who had been on the verge of surrender, saw it… and knew the time had come to rise!

Trigon let out a furious roar as he felt his strength crumbling under Blade's relentless strikes and Raven's magic, which was regaining its balance.

Trigon (his deep, thunderous voice shaking the battlefield):

"I will not end this battle here… Not in your pathetic mortal world!"

And in a split second, he released his hold over Raven. But it wasn't just a retreat… He opened a massive portal to his own realm—the realm of eternal darkness—before leaping through it.

What he didn't expect… was that Blade had absolutely no intention of letting him get away that easily.

Blade (yelling as he launches himself straight after Trigon):

"Where the f** do you think you're going, you oversized goat-horned bastard?! Get back here! We've got an intimate date at the violence party!"*

But before Blade could fully pass through the portal, a massive demonic hand moved at lightning speed, snatching Raven away with it.

Raven (screaming as she's pulled into the darkness): "BLADE!!!"

The Titans were about to jump in after them, but the portal suddenly slammed shut, leaving them standing there in shock.

Robin (punching the ground in frustration): "F**! He took them with him!"*

Cyborg (yelling as he desperately tries to recalibrate the energy tracker): "I can't find them… They're in his realm now!"

Meanwhile, inside Trigon's realm…

The air was thick and heavy, dark clouds swirling across a crimson sky, while the ground was nothing but scorched ash and endless, burning hellfire.

In the middle of all this, Blade was kneeling on the ground from the impact of his fall… but he quickly got up, cursing everything like he had just walked out of a bad action movie.

Blade (dusting himself off):

"Well… this is new! First time visiting Demonland, and what's the first thing that happens? I get a free intimate faceplant into the ground! No red carpet? No royal welcome?"

Then he turned his gaze upward—there stood Trigon, staring at him with blazing eyes, while Raven was trapped inside an energy cage behind him.

Trigon (smirking maliciously):

"You've been an annoyance… but now, in my domain… you're nothing more than an insect I can crush whenever I please!"

Blade (placing a hand on his hip, shaking his head):

"Oh God, it's the classic villain monologue number 34—the one where the bad guy thinks he's unbeatable in his own lair… Let's see who's getting crushed today!"

Blade dodged Trigon's demonic attacks like they were nothing more than a splash of water on a hot summer day—jumping, spinning, shooting, and slicing with his swords while laughing like a maniac who had lost all grip on reality.

Blade (sliding under one of Trigon's massive attacks):

"Y'know, big guy? This is starting to feel like a game of Dodge Death… and trust me, I'm f**ing amazing at this game!"*

But even in the middle of a brutal battle, Blade just couldn't resist adding a little extra dramatic chaos.

Blade (yelling as he flips through the air, dodging a demonic explosion):

"Alright, Raven, listen up… If I make it out of here alive, I'm making you my wife!"

Trigon froze for a moment. Raven gasped. Hellfire itself seemed to flicker in shock.

Raven (turning into a raging storm of dark energy, her face completely flushed red):

"W-WHAT?! Are you insane?! F** you! Screw you! I'll kill you before my father does!!!"*

Blade, instead of backing down or looking even slightly afraid, grinned slowly… like a gambler who had just played the most dangerous hand in poker.

Blade (laughing as he dodges a massive hellfire blast):

"Heh, alright, alright, no need for violence! I was just joking… maybe! But let's be logical here—if I want to marry you, I need to offer a worthy dowry, right?"

Then, without missing a beat, he turned to Trigon—raising his gun straight at him.

Blade (with a wicked grin):

"So, here's the deal… I kill your dad and take you with me, or he kills me… and I'll just keep coming back every damn time until I finally succeed!"

Raven screamed in frustration while Trigon glared at Blade, his face twisting with rage.

Raven (yelling, pulling at her hair):

"You idiot! That's not how logic works!"

Blade (mockingly laughing):

"Ah, but this is my kind of logic! A perfect blend of love, murder, and absolute f**ing insanity!"*

Trigon's final strike was powerful enough to erase anyone else from existence. Unfortunately for him… Blade wasn't just anyone.

He hit the ground, motionless, his body covered in blood and ash. Trigon didn't even bother checking—he simply turned away, fully convinced that the annoying pest was finally dead, ready to complete his domination over Raven.

But… the problem with Blade?

He was so annoying that even death didn't want to deal with him.

💀 Blade (slowly opening his eyes, groaning in pain):

"Alright… alright… you motherfing goat-fer… I hate to admit it, but that one really hurt… F** you, you oversized demonic ram!"*

At that moment, before Trigon could reach for Raven, Blade moved—faster than any dying man should. As if he hadn't just been obliterated. As if everything that had happened was just… a damn warm-up.

Blade (cackling like a lunatic as he leaps high into the air):

"SURPRISE, HORNY BIG BOY! You forgot something important… I'm like a f**ing cockroach—I don't die easily!"*

In a flash, he shot straight to Trigon's head, pulled out both of his guns, and unleashed a relentless storm of bullets directly into the demon's massive face.

Trigon (roaring in fury):

"YOU WORTHLESS FILTH!!!"

Blade (laughing as he keeps firing):

"Filth?! You look like something straight out of my worst nightmares—consider this free therapy!"

Endless bullets, every shot infused with the same hellish magic that powered Trigon himself… A single moment was all it took. The great demon finally fell, his colossal body crumbling into ash, dissolving into the very flames of the underworld. And just like that… Blade lost that stolen power forever.

Raven stared in disbelief. She couldn't process it. The entity that had haunted her entire life… had just been killed by this lunatic.

Raven (stunned):

"You… actually killed him?!"

Blade (smirking as he holsters his guns):

"Yep. But if he comes back… I'll kill him again. And again. And again… until he stops existing or just gets sick of my s**—whichever comes first!"*

As Blade laughed maniacally over Trigon's smoldering remains, he suddenly felt… off. His magic, the energy he'd been using—was gone.

Blade (staring at his hands, waving them around like an idiot):

"Wait, wait, WHAT?! Who the f** stole my magic charge?! Is there a wireless hell-energy charger around here?!"*

While he was busy freaking out over his sudden power loss, Raven—now free from her father's cage—was plummeting straight from the sky.

Raven (falling fast):

"Oh, f**, I cannot believe this—!"*

But before she could hit the ground, Blade suddenly appeared beneath her, catching her in his arms in what should have been a cinematic romantic moment... or so he thought.

Blade (with a playful grin):

"I can't let a princess like you crash into the ground so harshly—your royal beauty deserves better!"

It was a dramatic moment… for about two seconds—until Raven's face flushed red, unable to completely hide her embarrassment. But instead of responding with shy gratitude, she went for her usual approach.

Raven (scowling, slamming her fist into Blade's head):

"Idiot!"

Blade (rubbing his head in pain):

"Ow! Why do all the badass women in my life hit me?! Is this some kind of secret love language I'm not aware of?!"

Raven floated up effortlessly, slipping out of his grasp, arms crossed as she glared down at him.

Raven (half-lidded eyes, unimpressed):

"I was going to stop myself before hitting the ground. I didn't need your dumb rescue."

Blade (grinning smugly, pointing at her):

"Oh, of course, but imagine for a second that I didn't catch you. Wouldn't you have been at least a little grateful?"

Raven (turning away, clearly flustered):

"Get out of my face."

Blade (dramatically clutching his chest as if stabbed):

"Oh, so cold! And here I thought we'd moved past the 'hit Blade' phase, but I guess I was wrong!"

But despite all the sarcasm and teasing, something was clear… Blade wasn't just a chaotic fool after all.

He had saved her.

In his own reckless, insane way… but he did it.

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